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10-10-2001, 06:57 AM | #1 |
Elminster
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Whenever you're feeling a bit low about doing something a bit stupid, don't worry just think of this lot and imagine how much worse it could all be.
-In England this year 11,000 people will injure themselves trying new or ambitious sexual positions. Falling vending machines will kill 13 people in the next 12 months. -In America 800 people are injured each week by their own Jewellery (how? ) The main library at Indiana University sinks an inch every year because its architects failed to take into account the weight of the books it would contain -Einstein could not speak properly until he was nine-his parents thought he was mentally retarded. -Five per cent of Canadians do not know the first 7 words of their national anthem but DO know the first 9 words of the US one. 51 cars veer from the roads in Amsterdam every year and end up in the canals. At this moment 0.7 % of the worlds population is intoxicated through drink-a third will cause themselves or others injury. Five residents of Tokyo die each year from injuries related to bowing to others This year in England and Wales 7 people will die after falling out of bed or a chair.... |
10-10-2001, 07:20 AM | #2 |
Jack Burton
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heh, good one Tuor
didnt know vendo falls on you, better watch my step there next time ------------------ Revived I Am to hunt this world... Banish ye evil or face my wrath... |
10-10-2001, 07:31 AM | #3 | |||
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