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02-02-2004, 08:06 PM
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so I'm sitting in class today, savouring the last lingering taste of my cafe mocha when suddenly the caffeine kicks in. naturally what do I do in this situation but doodle? so after I draw my little imp guy lording over his coffee cup muttering something about his precious, I start to think this one line over and over: "Touch not my caffeine!"
then I got to thinking, what would the 10 Commandments of a Coffe Lover be? so I'm now on here (still feeling the effects of my caffeine high) and looking for suggestions from you guys. I've got a starter: 1) Thou shalt not sample thy neighbour's coffee, though thy mayst desire of it. think of any more?? esspresso+chocolate syrup+steamed milk= WHOA
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02-02-2004, 08:15 PM
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"esspresso+chocolate syrup+steamed milk= WHOA" nice one
let's see...how about 2)thou shalt never leave the house without having drank at least 2 cups of cofeeeeeeee |
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02-02-2004, 08:28 PM
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hey now, it doesn't have to be coffee. i am a cafeine addict but i don't drink coffee or tea...gimme my coca-cola please.
3.) thou shalt always appreciate your high
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02-02-2004, 08:39 PM
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4) Thou shalt imbide at any time and for any reason.
the weird thing with me is I don't like coffee itself, but rather I like coffee products. these come mainly in the forms of nummy espresso and such, so basically the REALLY caffeine filled ones. and tea, must have my 2 cups of tea enery night
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02-02-2004, 08:58 PM
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5)There is no such thing as too much toppings that spoils a coffee, preaching otherwise is blasphemy of caffine.
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02-02-2004, 09:35 PM
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6) Thou shalt honour thy cup as thou does thy coffee.
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02-02-2004, 09:37 PM
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Thou shalt not spill.
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02-02-2004, 09:40 PM
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7) Thou Shall Not Defy Thy Coffee lest you want to bringith a headache upon thy-self
I don't know about you guys but if i don't have caffine at least once a day i get a massive headache.
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02-02-2004, 10:16 PM
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8. I am the coffee, thy beverage. Thou shalt have no other beverages before me.
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02-02-2004, 11:03 PM
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9)Thou shalt think twice before waking thy without thy's first cup ready.
[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [ 02-02-2004, 11:04 PM: Message edited by: LordKathen ]
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