Cloudy's Corner- The Quick Stop, short and sweet! - Page 4

WOLFGIR · 04-06-2001, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Black Knight:
Short and Sweet, just like the author of this thread, huh . . .

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Cause 7, 8, 9!

(say it outloud if you have to . . .)

BK

Hav you been watching Dexters laboratory??

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adam warlock · 04-06-2001, 10:34 AM

my outmost favorite:
"my karma ran over your dogma"

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04-06-2001, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by adam warlock:
my outmost favorite:
"my karma ran over your dogma"

LOL

Does the result resemble a korma?

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Cloudbringer · 04-06-2001, 12:48 PM

They are all very funny,everyone! THANKS for posting your short jokes and riddles! LOL

Adam, WELCOME!

Cloudy

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Sentinel04 · 04-06-2001, 12:52 PM

If you and your friend were walking down the street, and he's a tight rope walker, and he fell down, it'd be totally unacceptable.

Yeah, that's pretty weak

.

Cloudbringer · 04-06-2001, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sentinel04:
If you and your friend were walking down the street, and he's a tight rope walker, and he fell down, it'd be totally unacceptable.

Yeah, that's pretty weak .

LOL....uh,...right, on the street? LOL

Thanks for posting!

Cloudy

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Cloudbringer · 04-10-2001, 06:53 AM

Good Morning all- I'm sick...I'm home and I can't sleep at the moment. Hey! I see you all running for cover...get back here!

Part, the First

WHY INDEED?

Why? Indeed!

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

Cloudy

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Storm-Queen
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Heart Mind Soul Forever

Cloudbringer · 04-10-2001, 06:57 AM

Why Indeed?
Part, the Second

17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27. Some Christmas traditions are weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

CloudDancer

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Storm-Queen
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04-06-2001, 10:34 AM	#32
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	my outmost favorite: "my karma ran over your dogma" ------------------ Adam Mage/Warlock

04-06-2001, 12:48 PM	#34
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	They are all very funny,everyone! THANKS for posting your short jokes and riddles! LOL Adam, WELCOME! Cloudy ------------------ Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight

04-06-2001, 12:52 PM	#35
Sentinel04 The Magister Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: Gainesville, Fl, USA Posts: 136	If you and your friend were walking down the street, and he's a tight rope walker, and he fell down, it'd be totally unacceptable. Yeah, that's pretty weak .

04-10-2001, 06:53 AM	#37
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Good Morning all- I'm sick...I'm home and I can't sleep at the moment. Hey! I see you all running for cover...get back here! Part, the First WHY INDEED? Why? Indeed! 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6. Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7. Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges? 9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? 10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? 11. Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"? 12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? 13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? 14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? 15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? 16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? Cloudy ------------------ Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight Heart Mind Soul Forever

04-10-2001, 06:57 AM	#38
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Why Indeed? Part, the Second 17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? 18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? 20. Why is bra singular and panties plural? 21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? 22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase? 23. How come abbreviated is such a long word? 24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? 25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one? 27. Some Christmas traditions are weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks? CloudDancer ------------------ Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight Heart Mind Soul Forever

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