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Old 02-26-2006, 04:02 AM   #1
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Errmmm.....

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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
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Old 02-26-2006, 04:48 AM   #2
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Now there is a relationship I can't see lasting very long
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Old 02-26-2006, 05:03 AM   #3
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Um, if he was doing the nasty with the goat in the first place, is this really a punishment?

I like the dowry idea though.
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Old 02-26-2006, 05:10 AM   #4
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Punisment? Why punish him? Now as he has a goat of his own he'll stay away from other peoples goats. And if he doesn't, they can always punish him later.
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Old 02-26-2006, 05:13 AM   #5
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Well, I'm guessing that the point of the exercise is public humiliation. Unless he doesn't care, in which case it'll backfire spectacularly.
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Old 02-26-2006, 06:04 AM   #6
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"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

LOL That quote...classic.

Let's just hope he doesn't force the goat into signing one of those wedding contracts like that bloke in the other thread
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Old 02-26-2006, 05:54 PM   #7
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Oooo...How nice! I want to see how their kids look like. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 02-26-2006, 06:02 PM   #8
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...and they didn't even need a shotgun
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Old 02-26-2006, 06:32 PM   #9
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I feel sorry for the goat.
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Old 02-26-2006, 06:44 PM   #10
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At least goats don't nag when you come home late at night from the pub.
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