01-22-2005, 06:00 PM | #1 |
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Heyas everyone
After reading through the 'Your Friday Night' thread in General Discussions I thought I would create a Little Britain thread. So, is there any fans of the show? Whats your favourite sketch/quote? Let us know --Kestrel--
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01-24-2005, 06:13 PM | #2 |
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Hey oop! I want that one! yeeeeessss, that one! OoooOoooOOOoo, I'm a lady. But I'm still the only gay in the villaage.
I wana go home now!
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01-24-2005, 10:51 PM | #3 |
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Whats "little britain"?
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01-25-2005, 03:11 AM | #4 |
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"But I'm a LADY! I don't have..ooo, testiclae, tee hee hee!"
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01-25-2005, 06:39 AM | #5 |
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I would enter my opinion but the "computer says no!" [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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01-25-2005, 11:50 AM | #6 |
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Has to be:
Lou: What pet would you like? Andy: That one Lou: But you don't like snakes Andy: Yeah ano Lou: What are you gonna call it? Andy: Thumper! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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01-26-2005, 09:49 AM | #7 | |
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Quote:
Girl: I want the chocolate cake! Woman: Missy here would like the chocolate cake. Scotsman: Verywell, I shall return shortly with the cake trolley... I am here with the cake trolley Woman: Missy has a nut allergy, do you know if it has nuts in? Scotsman: Yhes! Woman: Is that yes you do know, or yes there are nuts? Scotsman: Yhes! Man: Well which is it? Scotsman: If I tell ye the truth I tell ye a lie, but if I tell ye a lie im also telling ye a lie *plays the piccalilo* Man: Does the chocolate contain nuts? Yes or no? Scotsman: Carrot Cake, Carrot Cake; have ye any nuts? *holds the carrot cake to his ear* The Carrot Cake contains... No nuts Scotsman: Lemon Drizzle Cake, Lemon Drizzle Cake; have ye any nuts? *holds the Lemon Drizzle Cake to his ear* The Lemon Drizzle Cake contains... No nuts *plays the piccalilo* No nuts Scotsman: Chocolate Cake, Chocolate Cake; have ye any nuts? *holds the Chocolate Cake to his ear* He wants to speak with you *gives the Man the Chocolate Cake* [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] --Kestrel--
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01-26-2005, 12:45 PM | #8 |
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"But I haven't got any arms or legs."
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01-27-2005, 12:53 PM | #9 |
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LOL Blunderbuss. That shopkeeper scene is class.
Man: "Have you got any films about policemen turning into professional boxers, produced in 1971?" Shopkeeper: "I'll check, Margaret! Margaret! Have we got any films about policemen turning into professional boxers, produced in 1971?" Margaret: "No, I don't think any thing like that has been made." Shopkeeper: "Sorry, I don't think that film has been made." Man: "I'll wait." Lmao!
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01-27-2005, 01:14 PM | #10 |
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Lou: Right, now. We are going to a restaurant later so what outfit do you want me to get out?
Andy: Smurf! Lou: Smurf? But its a posh restaurant, I don't think your Smurf outfit is appropriate. Andy: Smurf! Lou: Yeah, but getting your Smurf outfit all ready is a right kaffuffel. No, I think we just get you a nice shirt and tie. Andy: A want Smurf! Lou: Are you sure? Andy: Yeah! *cuts to the restaurant with Andy painted blue and wearing a smurf outfit* Andy: I look a pillock *Andy to the waiter* Andy: Have you got any crisps? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] --Kestrel--
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