ORT Building #17 - Page 8

onthepequod · 05-06-2002, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
*CB wanders in, sees all the cheek pinching and chicken chomping and laughs* Hello all! I think we need to find something amusing to do..anyone know if we ever drained the tuna juice out of the pool? I wonder if Neb or Scholarcs would float on that.... *plops next to OTP while musing over the possibilities.*

OTP, a little slow on the uptake (by about 3 days), notices Cloudy sitting on the couch next to him. “Hello Cloudsparkle!” OTP puts his arm around Cloudy and gives her a friendly hug. “I haven’t talked to you in a while. BTW, watch out for neb……he’s a being obstreperous.”

Beaumanoir · 05-06-2002, 03:29 PM

*Sits Down With OTP And Cloudy And Offers Them A Tray Of Marshmellows, He Offers Them Around*

*Mr. Squidgy Runs Across The Carpet And Jumps Up To Sit On Binky's Shoulder*

"Hello Squidge... Hows Things?"

Mr. Squidgy Whispered In His Ear Mutter... Mutter... Mutter

"What!? Again? Oh Damn...."

*He Stands Up And Excuses Himself*

"Sorry, The Receptionist Is Trying To Kill The UPS Boy Again..."

*He Strolls Off To The Entrance*

Talthyr Malkaviel · 05-06-2002, 03:39 PM

Excellent... I knew I could trust the receptionist.
*grabs tray of marshmallows and, after offering a few more to anyone nearby, eats them, including the tray*
Mmmm!!

Beaumanoir · 05-06-2002, 03:47 PM

*Beaumanoir Appears Into The Reception To See A UPS Boy Shivering In The Corner Cornerd By A 7ft Troll Wearing A Grey Skirt And Untidy Lipstick*

"H-H-Help! Me!!!" He Cried
Are You Okay??
"I'm Being Attacked By A Giant Troll Who Looks Like Edna Everage!! Do You Think I'm Alright!?"
Sorry... He Turned To Mr. Squidgy Who Was Stood Behind Him Go Get The Tranquilizer Would You? Thanks"
With A Quick High Pitched Squeek He Span On His Foot And Hobbled Off To Get It. It Took A While, As Carrying A Rifle Is Quite A Task For A Man Made Out Of Dough Who's Only Half A Foot Tall.
When He Returned, He Loaded The Gun With Talthyr's Magic Sleepweed And Shot It Into The Trolls Neck. He Fell Down Instantly.
Sorry About That. Now, How Can I Help You??
"Well" The UPS Boy Said "Your Secratary Ate The Package, But... Ummm... Could You Sign Here Please??"

Ar-Cunin · 05-06-2002, 03:49 PM

Hey - I only got eight marshmellows

Oh well ~conjures up a new full plate~ At least I can always get more.

And you can have some too Talanthyr - if you promise not to eat the plate [img]smile.gif[/img]

And I must apoligize in advance - these are 'normal' marsnmellows

Beaumanoir · 05-06-2002, 03:53 PM

*Signing The Form, He Took A Knife And Slit Open The Trolls Gut And Pulled Out A Soggy Parcel, Pretty Soon, The Wound Had Started To Heal Up*

"Ah, The Package Is For A Certain... Me... How Appropriate"

*Taking It Into His Office He Opened It To Find His Brand New Chemical Clothes Dissolver*

"Mwhahaha"

onthepequod · 05-06-2002, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beaumanoir:
*Signing The Form, He Took A Knife And Slit Open The Trolls Gut And Pulled Out A Soggy Parcel, Pretty Soon, The Wound Had Started To Heal Up*

"Ah, The Package Is For A Certain... Me... How Appropriate"

*Taking It Into His Office He Opened It To Find His Brand New Chemical Clothes Dissolver*

"Mwhahaha"

I bet with minimal work, we could spray a fine mist of that into the ventilation system.

Beaumanoir · 05-06-2002, 04:04 PM

I Was Just Thinkin Of Having A Spray Over The Entrance....

Talthyr Malkaviel · 05-06-2002, 04:59 PM

Have a little pipe pouring it continually down through the ceiling through a set of fans all over the building

Heh... someday I should compile a list of all the different spellings of my name. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Umm, Binky, that wasn't my magic sleepweed, take out the word sleep, then you're a bit closer.

Beaumanoir · 05-07-2002, 02:53 PM

Magic We- Ahhh Gotcha! *Runs Off With Some*

05-06-2002, 03:29 PM	#72
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	Sits Down With OTP And Cloudy And Offers Them A Tray Of Marshmellows, He Offers Them Around Mr. Squidgy Runs Across The Carpet And Jumps Up To Sit On Binky's Shoulder "Hello Squidge... Hows Things?" Mr. Squidgy Whispered In His Ear Mutter... Mutter... Mutter "What!? Again? Oh Damn...." He Stands Up And Excuses Himself "Sorry, The Receptionist Is Trying To Kill The UPS Boy Again..." He Strolls Off To The Entrance __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

05-06-2002, 03:39 PM	#73
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	Excellent... I knew I could trust the receptionist. grabs tray of marshmallows and, after offering a few more to anyone nearby, eats them, including the tray Mmmm!! __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

05-06-2002, 03:47 PM	#74
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	Beaumanoir Appears Into The Reception To See A UPS Boy Shivering In The Corner Cornerd By A 7ft Troll Wearing A Grey Skirt And Untidy Lipstick "H-H-Help! Me!!!" He Cried Are You Okay?? "I'm Being Attacked By A Giant Troll Who Looks Like Edna Everage!! Do You Think I'm Alright!?" Sorry... He Turned To Mr. Squidgy Who Was Stood Behind Him Go Get The Tranquilizer Would You? Thanks" With A Quick High Pitched Squeek He Span On His Foot And Hobbled Off To Get It. It Took A While, As Carrying A Rifle Is Quite A Task For A Man Made Out Of Dough Who's Only Half A Foot Tall. When He Returned, He Loaded The Gun With Talthyr's Magic Sleepweed And Shot It Into The Trolls Neck. He Fell Down Instantly. Sorry About That. Now, How Can I Help You?? "Well" The UPS Boy Said "Your Secratary Ate The Package, But... Ummm... Could You Sign Here Please??" __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

05-06-2002, 03:49 PM	#75
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 52 Posts: 2,326	Hey - I only got eight marshmellows Oh well ~conjures up a new full plate~ At least I can always get more. And you can have some too Talanthyr - if you promise not to eat the plate [img]smile.gif[/img] And I must apoligize in advance - these are 'normal' marsnmellows __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

05-06-2002, 03:53 PM	#76
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	Signing The Form, He Took A Knife And Slit Open The Trolls Gut And Pulled Out A Soggy Parcel, Pretty Soon, The Wound Had Started To Heal Up "Ah, The Package Is For A Certain... Me... How Appropriate" Taking It Into His Office He Opened It To Find His Brand New Chemical Clothes Dissolver "Mwhahaha" __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

05-06-2002, 04:04 PM	#78
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	I Was Just Thinkin Of Having A Spray Over The Entrance.... __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

05-06-2002, 04:59 PM	#79
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	Have a little pipe pouring it continually down through the ceiling through a set of fans all over the building Heh... someday I should compile a list of all the different spellings of my name. [img]smile.gif[/img] Umm, Binky, that wasn't my magic sleepweed, take out the word sleep, then you're a bit closer. __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

05-07-2002, 02:53 PM	#80
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	Magic We- Ahhh Gotcha! Runs Off With Some __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

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