100 reasons why its good to be a guy

[Moiraine]

Originally posted by sylent: Perhaps some intuitive female might like to write down 20 things that makes being a female better than being male. Moni has come up with number 1, which is - "you don't have to be a male" Got anymore ideas?

No, no, I think this one pretty much evens the other stuff !



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The world is my oyster !
And now I have the knives to open it ...

[sylent]

lol!
It is a pretty conclusive statement!

- I can't really say... either way

[Dreamer128]

Originally posted by sylent: Funny shit! May not be so popular with the hard-core feminists, but hey, who really cares. - "It's people like you who are bringing woman down!" - Woman's rights activist [This message has been edited by sylent (edited 05-14-2001).]

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I certainly don´t, im making a copy of this.

[caleb]

OK sazeracs wife how did you crack his password and post under his name?

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Welcome to hell.

HEHE,

Actually that 100 list pretty much does cover some women I know, but I guess they are the sort of person to be surfing round here. They are the sort that can't manage technically devices without male assistance, which is quite sad really

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Holy Avenger of the OHF and part time Pinguindiebjäger

[Donut]

Nice work LadyZ - that's telling them , er I mean us!

I'm not sure if these redress the balance

50 reasons why it's great to be a woman

1. Free drinks.
2. Free dinners.
3. Free movies (you get the point).
4. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
5. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.
6. You know The Truth about whether size matters.
7. Speeding ticket? What's that?
8. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
9. You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned in high school.
10. If you have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, you're not the devil.
11. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.
12. If you have to be home in time for 90210, you can say so, out loud.
13. If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.
14. You can sleep your way to the top.
15. You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
16. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
17. It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
18. No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.
19. Brad Pitt.
20. You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.
21. If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being emotionally neglected.
22. YOU never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
23. You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper.
24. No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
25. If you think the person you're dating really likes you, you don't have to break up with them.
26. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
27. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
28. You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her ass.
29. If you have a zit, you can conceal it.
30. You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are still there.
31. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
32. You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
33. You have the ability to dress yourself.
34. You have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
35. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
36. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.
37. If you're wearing cologne, you don't have to pretend it's aftershave.
38. You'll probably never see someone you know while peeing in an alley.
39. You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.
40. You can quickly end any fight by crying.
41. Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.
42. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
43. You've never had a goatee.
44. Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable.
45. You'll never regret piercing your ears.
46. You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
47. You'll never discover you've been duped by a Wonderbra.
48. You don't have hair on your back.
49. You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
50. You get to hate Kathie Lee in the way only another woman truly can.


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Save Chip - Don't let Sarah win!
Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas

[WOLFGIR]

Well, guess we all haver to learn to be whatever we are.. Liked that about free drinks, too bad it only applies to females


Hehe, noww this is funny, though I don´t know what movie "Stripes" is.. never heard of it.. *whistles alittle and fade out*

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WOLF WINS EVERY FIGHT BUT ONE, AND IN THAT ONE, HE DIES

[sylent]

Very Good Donut!
I didn't know you were a woman though!

- The most important rule of life is: There is no rule

[Donut]

Originally posted by sylent: Very Good Donut! I didn't know you were a woman though! - The most important rule of life is: There is no rule

Thank you sylent. At the present time I am not a woman but I was able to access the feminine side that all of us men have hidden away.



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Save Chip - Don't let Sarah win!
Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Black Knight: Very funny, gents. Word of warning: let us not let this degrate to women bashing. Last time that happened, things were said, tempers flared, people left. No one wants that. We can all take a joke, just remember, there are both sides to every joke, the one you mean, and the one that hurts. I not trying to put the Kabosh on anyone's fun, just be respectful and make sure everyone knows it is a joke. Now I'm stepping off my soapbox BK

Hey, I personally found this amusing. I KNOW it was meant as a joke and I, for one am not going to rush off and flame anyone here- at least not for what I've seen to this point. So, no worries, mate!

Oh and HAHAHAHAHAHA....silly men, laugh it up.....we know where to find you, hehehe..and I think I need a lightbulb changed in my basement. Any takers?

Cloudykins


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