Today's Horoscope

Ladyzekke · 08-01-2003, 05:57 PM

Haven't done this in awhile

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Today you will invent a new type of automated squid sorter, for use by professional squid fishermen. You will call it the Squid Pro Quo. That will be a mistake.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You will design a really wonderful new type of placemat, today, and it will make you fantastically wealthy, providing you get it on the market before your competitors.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
A man with a single eyebrow is following you. You haven't borrowed any money lately, I hope?

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You've been a little down lately, and it's time to snap out of it! You've got to smell the roses while there's time, since you're not going to live forever. Which is good, since you're already seeing hair in funny places...

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Good day to take up Rap music as a career. Either that or plumbing. (Most people are strangely unaware of the similarities.)

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Your neighbors will have a wild party, which you'll catch glimpses of through the open window. You'll know you shouldn't watch, but it's just hard to imagine how people can do that, especially on a trampoline.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)
The mountain will be happy to come to Mohammed, but Mohammed should be prepared for a brief (in geologic terms) delay.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You will accidentally throw your back out. Not only will that really hurt, but the trash guys will get really surly when you ask for it back.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You will feel tired and run-down today. This may possibly be because of the marathon you ran yesterday, and the taxi that ran into you near the finish line. Just a guess.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Happy Frog Day!! Let's hear it for our little amphibious friends!

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
That new employee seems honest, and is a really hard worker - so who cares if she wants to wear a studded dog collar? You'll have to draw the line at butt sniffing, though.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Excellent day to shuffle your feet. Remember: it's OK to shuffle your feet or to shuffle your cards, but you should never shuffle your nose.

True_Moose · 08-01-2003, 05:59 PM

*glances around, can't see anyone with single eyebrow*. Phew, one of my greatest fears is being followed by people with a single eyebrow.

Hehe, well, about not borrowing money, well... [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Xen · 08-01-2003, 06:09 PM

Libra (September 22 - October 22)
The mountain will be happy to come to Mohammed, but Mohammed should be prepared for a brief (in geologic terms) delay.

I really wonder what does this mean?

Bozos of Bones · 08-01-2003, 06:13 PM

Hey! I'm also waiting for the mountain! Cool. I think i just saw Medvednica(a mountain over Zagreb) move!

Ladyzekke · 08-01-2003, 06:16 PM

True Moose - Glad to hear no Uni-brows are following you LOL!

Xen - Dunno either, apparently I was hit by a taxi running a marathon LOL

Kaltia · 08-01-2003, 06:17 PM

Uh...a guy with one eyebrow keeps messaging me on MSN. I am v. scared.

Ladyzekke · 08-01-2003, 06:26 PM

I can tell you are scared Kaltia, what with your MSN box popping up and down. Just take a shaver to whoever it is, once the last eyebrow is gone they are no longer a threat! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Xen · 08-01-2003, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ladyzekke:
Xen - Dunno either, apparently I was hit by a taxi running a marathon LOL

Lucky you ladyzekke. I was shot running a marathon.

Ladyzekke · 08-01-2003, 06:42 PM

I hope you are kidding!

08-01-2003, 06:51 PM

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Happy Frog Day!! Let's hear it for our little amphibious friends!
HEY! Im not a frog! Im a Blue Dragon [img]smile.gif[/img]

08-01-2003, 05:57 PM	#1
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	Haven't done this in awhile Aries (March 21 - April 19) Today you will invent a new type of automated squid sorter, for use by professional squid fishermen. You will call it the Squid Pro Quo. That will be a mistake. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You will design a really wonderful new type of placemat, today, and it will make you fantastically wealthy, providing you get it on the market before your competitors. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) A man with a single eyebrow is following you. You haven't borrowed any money lately, I hope? Cancer (June 21 - July 22) You've been a little down lately, and it's time to snap out of it! You've got to smell the roses while there's time, since you're not going to live forever. Which is good, since you're already seeing hair in funny places... Leo (July 23 - August 22) Good day to take up Rap music as a career. Either that or plumbing. (Most people are strangely unaware of the similarities.) Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your neighbors will have a wild party, which you'll catch glimpses of through the open window. You'll know you shouldn't watch, but it's just hard to imagine how people can do that, especially on a trampoline. Libra (September 22 - October 22) The mountain will be happy to come to Mohammed, but Mohammed should be prepared for a brief (in geologic terms) delay. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You will accidentally throw your back out. Not only will that really hurt, but the trash guys will get really surly when you ask for it back. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You will feel tired and run-down today. This may possibly be because of the marathon you ran yesterday, and the taxi that ran into you near the finish line. Just a guess. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) Happy Frog Day!! Let's hear it for our little amphibious friends! Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) That new employee seems honest, and is a really hard worker - so who cares if she wants to wear a studded dog collar? You'll have to draw the line at butt sniffing, though. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Excellent day to shuffle your feet. Remember: it's OK to shuffle your feet or to shuffle your cards, but you should never shuffle your nose. __________________ Reality Show Recaps

08-01-2003, 05:59 PM	#2
True_Moose Gold Dragon Join Date: June 18, 2002 Location: Wolfville, NS / Calgary, AB Age: 36 Posts: 2,563	glances around, can't see anyone with single eyebrow. Phew, one of my greatest fears is being followed by people with a single eyebrow. Hehe, well, about not borrowing money, well... [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f13/true_moose/Siggy.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

08-01-2003, 06:13 PM	#4
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 37 Posts: 4,679	Hey! I'm also waiting for the mountain! Cool. I think i just saw Medvednica(a mountain over Zagreb) move! __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

08-01-2003, 06:16 PM	#5
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	True Moose - Glad to hear no Uni-brows are following you LOL! Xen - Dunno either, apparently I was hit by a taxi running a marathon LOL __________________ Reality Show Recaps

08-01-2003, 06:17 PM	#6
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	Uh...a guy with one eyebrow keeps messaging me on MSN. I am v. scared. __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

08-01-2003, 06:09 PM	#3
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	Libra (September 22 - October 22) The mountain will be happy to come to Mohammed, but Mohammed should be prepared for a brief (in geologic terms) delay. I really wonder what does this mean?

08-01-2003, 06:26 PM	#7
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	I can tell you are scared Kaltia, what with your MSN box popping up and down. Just take a shaver to whoever it is, once the last eyebrow is gone they are no longer a threat! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Reality Show Recaps

08-01-2003, 06:42 PM	#9
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	I hope you are kidding! __________________ Reality Show Recaps

08-01-2003, 06:51 PM	#10
Slizerio Guest Posts: n/a	Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) Happy Frog Day!! Let's hear it for our little amphibious friends! HEY! Im not a frog! Im a Blue Dragon [img]smile.gif[/img]

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