Aw Man, Finally Made It Here

Originally posted by caleb: How am I supposed to know I cant see your face.

hm
alright


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The Githyanki Necromancer - High Magician of the Holy Flame

[Wah]

Originally posted by Melusine: Hahahaha!! LOL What am I going to do with all this Lipgloss (shade no. 46 Wickedwine), the nail laquers, the tweezers, the mascara, the lippy balms, the hair curlers, the fancy creams and gels, the little foam thingies to put between your toes when you paint them?????

Oh no! What a waste, ah........! I got it! You know those Geishas that have a layer of make up, 3 cms thick on their faces? Well........if Rikarda was to have TEN layers + magical reinforcement from your highness, then I'm sure that he can't escape the spell so easily.

he'll be your lovely weapon again - and I'll have my arch-rival back! Indeed!

Just don't ask the mirror who's the fairest one of all.
(put a bit of pit fiend droppings in each cosmetic to ensure that she stays less "ambrosic" than ya! That's the secret, hehe)



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Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Melusine: Hahahaha!! LOL But my dear Wah you leave me quite desolate.... my finest creation, the epitome of feminine grace and beauty, the gorgeous babealicious Rikarda...gone! NOW what am I supposed to do??? You can hardly expect me to turn that smelly ol' pifiend of yours into a decent looking young woman, can you??? Don't you see that creating the ultimate woman to use as an ArchLichDestruction Machine is my only reason to be???? What am I going to do with all this Lipgloss (shade no. 46 Wickedwine), the nail laquers, the tweezers, the mascara, the lippy balms, the hair curlers, the fancy creams and gels, the little foam thingies to put between your toes when you paint them?????

Oh dear! (yes, I do think Pygmalion! LOL) Now we can't have this, can we!?
*FairyGodmotherCloud whisks the bedraggled Rikard back to Melusine for a 'fixer up'* Gonna take a wee bit o'work, I'm afraid, Melusine! WAAAAAY beyond my poor magical skills. Tut tut, tsk tsk! You know, *looks at Rikard's face* that geisha thing...might work....BWAHAHAHAHA

*leaves the female pit fiend behind to keep Wah's company* Now take good care of Fiendlette, won't you? She's not housebroken yet...teehee

Cloudy




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[caleb]

Wow rikarda you are the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Wanna go out some time? AHHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

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Welcome to hell.

[Jerome]

Hey Wah! Hows my favourite Arch-Lich?
Did you ever get those burn marks from puff out of your robes?



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Dont be afraid of the Darkness....be afraid of what it hides

Jerome tell them to spop teasing me

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The Githyanki Necromancer - High Magician of the Holy Flame

[Jerome]

Now come on people, just because Rikard has a bit of a Gender confusion dosent mean we can abuse him.......or on second thoughts

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Dont be afraid of the Darkness....Be Afraid Of What It Hides. ---Jerome

Kai Su Teknon

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The Githyanki Necromancer - High Magician of the Holy Flame

[caleb]

Talofa teine akai mulielo.

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Welcome to hell.

[Wah]

Originally posted by Jerome: Hey Wah! Hows my favourite Arch-Lich? Did you ever get those burn marks from puff out of your robes?

Jerome my good fallen friend! Yeah, been back quite a while now - feels good in a lot of ways

Ah yes, I see you have stumbled across our little Rikarda. Don't worry - it wouldn't bite. Unless you prod it with your Unholy Carsomyr!

Take it easy Rikard, we are a laughing bunch over here - surely I didn't upset you did I? I don't usually upset people, perhaps a little spoonful of Spam should cheer you up!

Oh yeah Jerome, I brought some new "Ariel Liqui-Tablets", they got rid of the stains in no time! LOL (A very neat looking Arch Lich!) That reminds me.........I have to finish my biology experiment by next Friday too. (hmmmmm)

And what else...........oh man - I'm stuck with two slobbering mutts for the rest of today: Pitty And Fiendrette. (better call the zoo)

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Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.