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Old 05-09-2001, 11:19 PM   #81
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gray Mage:

You are the SPAM QUEEN........You are NOT Evil.....You're just.....*WICKEDLY NAUGHTY*!!!(I like Naughty)

How was that??

I still say, I will NOT help you Spam Rikard.............


Too late dear mage, YOU are spamming! OOOOOOOh and in purrrrty colors too!

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Old 05-09-2001, 11:22 PM   #82
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Awwww BK!
What can I ever do to make that up to you?

Moni
Moni, I'd tell you, but uh, consorts shouldn't rat on their knights! Psssst...try.....*whisper*


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Old 05-09-2001, 11:24 PM   #83
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HAHA!.. I am Spam. Spam I Am.
HAHAHHA! I caught you, sis! You changed my name! LOL...
Spam Spam, Spam, so much babble over the damn......

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Old 05-09-2001, 11:33 PM   #84
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LOL Lady Cloudy!
I will wait for the "suprise"

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Old 05-10-2001, 12:54 AM   #85
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All right I'll play your silly game

1) Is there a Fourth of July in England? of course there is, just no holiday

2) If a plane crashes on the US/Canadian border, where do they bury the survivors? in the ground

3) If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, does he make a sound? uh no he's a mime

4) Does anyone care? uh next question

5) 1950 pennies are worth how much nowadays? 1 cent each

6) If you're a bus driver with 12 people on the bus, and 5 people get on and 4 people get off at the first stop, and 3 people get on and 6 people get off at the second stop, and 8 people get on and 4 people get off at the third stop, and 5 people get on and 7 people get off at the fourth stop, and 8 people get on and 10 people get off at the last stop, what's the bus driver's name? Turbo

7) If you're in a building with a total southern exposure, and a bear walks by, what color is it? do polar bears walk the north pole?

8) If every person on earth were laid end-to-end, what would be the point? a needle point

9) How many times can you take away 5 from 25? 1, because after that its no longer 25

10) How many birthdays does the average person have? 1 they are only born once

11) Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days. How many have 28? all of them have 28 days

12) Is it legal in the United States for a man to wed his widow's sister? no he's dead

13) If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have? you still have 3 unless the apples went somwhere

14) How many two-cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12

15) A butcher stands 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh? meat

16) How many different kinds of animals did Moses take on the ark? all

17) If you have 17 sheep, and all but 9 of them die, how many do you have left? 9

18) True or False: Either it rains or it doesn't rain. So if it doesn't rain, it rains? I always lie, so if I say I always lie am I lying?

19) "Brothers and Sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's son." What is the relation of the man to the speaker? his son

20) You have a match. You go into a house where there is an oil lamp, a stove, and a fireplace. Which do you light first? the match

do I get a prize?

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Old 05-10-2001, 12:59 AM   #86
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Originally posted by ladyzekke:
Welcome to the support group Turbo..

When was the last time you had a successful Spam?
Do you feel anxious in any way when you Spam?
Do you feel embarrassed about talking about Spam?
Do you Spam when nobody is looking?

Welcome to the Asylum, err, I mean, Support Group, Turbo.. Feel free to confide in us, as we are from the same pebble in a pond as you, my friend. Yes. Ommmmmmmmmm! Confide my friend.. Join ussss...

1. can't remember been a long while though and it felt really uncomfortable
2. I get all nauseous
3. I can barely say the word without going into shivers
4. Is that possible on this board?

Thank you LadyWendy for your kind words of encouragement. someday I too will become a successful I dare say the word "spammer".

Wait I feel like I'm being led into a fiendish spamming cult. AHHHHHHHHHH!

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Old 05-10-2001, 01:22 AM   #87
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eh Turbo
I HAD TO ANSWER THAT YOU M*[censored for having to much foul language]

alright?

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Old 05-10-2001, 01:25 AM   #88
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Quote:
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eh Turbo
I HAD TO ANSWER THAT YOU M*[censored for having to much foul language]

alright?

what? CAPSLOCK even? come now. surely your need to spam does not warrant namecalling and CAPSLOCK you silly bitch

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Old 05-10-2001, 01:39 AM   #89
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Turbo, you get an "A+" for just attempting it! And I think you got most of them right.

The only ones I specifically saw were:

2) You don't bury survivors (instead, they go on TV shows )

13) If you take away 2, you personally have 2 apples.

16) Noah took animals on the Ark, not Moses. (so the answer is "0")

So I'd say that warrants an "A", what you say, guys?

Way to go Turbovee!


now returning to our regularly scheduled

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Old 05-10-2001, 01:43 AM   #90
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Originally posted by Sazerac:
Turbo, you get an "A+" for just attempting it! And I think you got most of them right.

The only ones I specifically saw were:

2) You don't bury survivors (instead, they go on TV shows )

13) If you take away 2, you personally have 2 apples.

16) Noah took animals on the Ark, not Moses. (so the answer is "0")

So I'd say that warrants an "A", what you say, guys?

Way to go Turbovee!


now returning to our regularly scheduled

[This message has been edited by Sazerac (edited 05-10-2001).]
thank you, can I have the excuse of it being late and I'm on the 5th or 6th beer?

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