What do you want on your tombstone?

Killing Spree · 10-27-2001, 06:48 PM

Hey ya'll, I have a personal favor to ask...

You see, every Halloween we set up an array of home-made wooden tombstones. And this year, it's time we added a few more bodies to the graveyard. These tombstones can either be hilarious, or downright creepy. Creepy example:

My tombstone says- "First by land, then by sea, then by the gallows tree."

Then there's humorous.

One will say- "Here lies poor old Zach, daddy shot him in the back."

But you see, none of my immediate family will use the masses of air between their ears. SO I come to you. We're probably going to repaint all the old ones and start fresh, so I'm going to need more than picking on my unsuspecting boyfriend.

HELP!

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"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."

SSJ4Sephiroth · 10-27-2001, 06:51 PM

hows about these:

Jack's last words were 'let's split up, we'll cover more ground'!

Poor Tom, when they said 'animate the dead', he took it seriously

Fred died at a public gathering when the platform suddenly collapsed beneath him.

Neb · 10-27-2001, 06:54 PM

"Whaddaya mean it's dangerous? Just look how cu-" Carl's last words.

Jerome · 10-27-2001, 06:57 PM

Poor wee Jerome,
What a wonder!
He'll be sadly missed,
Six feet under.

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10-27-2001, 07:05 PM

Alas Poor Rikard
We told you so
No Bungey Jumping
If the Bridge is to low

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10-27-2001, 07:09 PM

'Poor Jerome'? and 'poor Rikard'? Like anyone's gonna miss you guys....

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Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB

jabidas · 10-27-2001, 07:10 PM

How about: It wasnt me, it was the one armed man.

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jabidas = Sorcerer of clan Aerie thing

Also I will have nothing to do with sulpher powder and secret priesthoods so dont even try it.

And dont worry soon you shall all be part of my ever growing army of the undead.

Jerome · 10-27-2001, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sorcerer Alex:
'Poor Jerome'? and 'poor Rikard'? Like anyone's gonna miss you guys....

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10-27-2001, 07:14 PM

our Sorcerer Alex
has met his doom
shouldn't have messed
with Rikard an Jeroom

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[This message has been edited by Rikard (edited 10-27-2001).]

10-27-2001, 07:16 PM

Haha, I like it Rik

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10-27-2001, 06:48 PM	#1
Killing Spree Mephistopheles Join Date: July 11, 2001 Location: The Ashes Age: 36 Posts: 1,427	Hey ya'll, I have a personal favor to ask... You see, every Halloween we set up an array of home-made wooden tombstones. And this year, it's time we added a few more bodies to the graveyard. These tombstones can either be hilarious, or downright creepy. Creepy example: My tombstone says- "First by land, then by sea, then by the gallows tree." Then there's humorous. One will say- "Here lies poor old Zach, daddy shot him in the back." But you see, none of my immediate family will use the masses of air between their ears. SO I come to you. We're probably going to repaint all the old ones and start fresh, so I'm going to need more than picking on my unsuspecting boyfriend. HELP! ------------------ "A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."

10-27-2001, 06:51 PM	#2
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	hows about these: Jack's last words were 'let's split up, we'll cover more ground'! Poor Tom, when they said 'animate the dead', he took it seriously Fred died at a public gathering when the platform suddenly collapsed beneath him.

10-27-2001, 06:54 PM	#3
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	"Whaddaya mean it's dangerous? Just look how cu-" Carl's last words.

10-27-2001, 06:57 PM	#4
Jerome Knight of the Rose Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 38 Posts: 4,418	Poor wee Jerome, What a wonder! He'll be sadly missed, Six feet under. ------------------

10-27-2001, 07:05 PM	#5
Rikard Guest Posts: n/a	Alas Poor Rikard We told you so No Bungey Jumping If the Bridge is to low ------------------

10-27-2001, 07:09 PM	#6
Sorcerer Alex Guest Posts: n/a	'Poor Jerome'? and 'poor Rikard'? Like anyone's gonna miss you guys.... ------------------ Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB

10-27-2001, 07:10 PM	#7
jabidas Silver Dragon Join Date: March 14, 2001 Location: Agharti. Mountains of Madness Posts: 1,673	How about: It wasnt me, it was the one armed man. ------------------ jabidas = Sorcerer of clan Aerie thing Also I will have nothing to do with sulpher powder and secret priesthoods so dont even try it. And dont worry soon you shall all be part of my ever growing army of the undead.

10-27-2001, 07:14 PM	#9
Rikard Guest Posts: n/a	our Sorcerer Alex has met his doom shouldn't have messed with Rikard an Jeroom ------------------ [This message has been edited by Rikard (edited 10-27-2001).]

10-27-2001, 07:16 PM	#10
Sorcerer Alex Guest Posts: n/a	Haha, I like it Rik

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