Hmmmmmm......

[DragonMage]

1. If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled?
2. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
3. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
4. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
5. If lawyers are disbarred and clergyment are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys degranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
6. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
7. If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's screwdriver?




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"Allright! We'll call it a draw."

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[Tobbin]

Originally posted by DragonMage: 1. If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled? YES 2. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Cause it FEELS SO GOOD. *best imitation of Homer drooling* 3. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. To keep from getting Soggy. EWWWW 4. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? HUMAN 5. If lawyers are disbarred and clergyment are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys degranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? Yes, and possibly all at the same time. *WINK, WINK* 6. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's? I'll have to get back to you on that one. Time machine still isn't working. 7. If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's screwdriver? EEWWWWWWW

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[skywalker]

Thank You DragonMage!

My first laugh all week!

You're The Best!!!!!

Mark

[Ladyzekke]

Originally posted by DragonMage: 1. If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled? Probably, cause then it couldn't tell the other pigs to "move over and let me get at yer grub!" Snort! 2. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? That is Victoria's Biggest Secret 3. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. Dunno, maybe preserving the expired with little plastic coffins? (lame answer doh) 4. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? I hope nothing, cause if cheese is talking I'll be running! 5. If lawyers are disbarred and clergyment are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys degranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? Again dunno, although I'm not a clergyman, but I have probably been defrocked before. At least I think. 6. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's? No they just say pass the goose grease! 7. If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's screwdriver? No you would get a barf bag with your name on it I'd think LOL, yuck!

Good thread DragonMage! Gave me a well needed, and I mean WELL NEEDED, laugh this evening! Thank you!

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[DragonMage]

You are all so welcome. I, myself, needed a good laugh after this harrowing week and I ran across LOTS of these that I've been collecting for years. When I feel things are getting a bit too heated up on other threads (one of which should be locked down right now in my opinion), I will throw a few more out!

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"Allright! We'll call it a draw."

The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c)

*Newly abducted - er, inducted - member of the HADB clan. Mage extraordinair. Occasional subjugate to Gwhanos the Fluffy *

[Reeka]

Very funny! Thanks!

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[KHaN]

Good ones....I like the comments about lawyers.

I apologize to all that will be offended BUT;

Why are lawyers and sperm alike? 1 outta 10,000 actually become humans.

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[This message has been edited by KHaN (edited 09-16-2001).]

Originally posted by DragonMage: You are all so welcome. I, myself, needed a good laugh after this harrowing week and I ran across LOTS of these that I've been collecting for years. When I feel things are getting a bit too heated up on other threads (one of which should be locked down right now in my opinion), I will throw a few more out!

Hell yeah! Throw up som, er OUT some more!
*hic*



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[DragonMage]

Originally posted by KHaN: Good ones....I like the comments about lawyers. I apologize to all that will be offended BUT; Why are lawyers and sperm alike? 1 outta 10,000 actually become humans.

Oh! Oh! I've got another one for lawyers.

What are 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? --- A good start!!!
(And Dio, whereever you are, no offense! I can say this as I've worked for lawyers several times. A lawyer actually told me this one !)

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"Allright! We'll call it a draw."

The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c)

*Newly abducted - er, inducted - member of the HADB clan. Mage extraordinair. Occasional subjugate to Gwhanos the Fluffy *

Originally posted by lohoclAfOdroL: Hell yeah! Throw up som, er OUT some more! *hic*

Hehehe, Whats going on tonight lohoclAfOdrol?



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