On Parenting

[Arvon]

Pregnancy Q & A

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

[Albromor]

Hey, these were very good.

[Bahamut]

Now this really can scare a person who wants to have children LOL [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Harkoliar]

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are

lol .. good one

[Bungleau]

Originally posted by Harkoliar: quote: Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are

lol .. good one [/QUOTE]Actually, one friend of mine pointed out that they're smiling because they *KNOW* you had sex.... [img]smile.gif[/img]