Evil Spirits

09-09-2003, 06:22 PM

Many people wonder "Do I have an Evil Spirit in my house?" Well, ask yourself these questions:

When you're alone, do you hear a voice saying "I will kick you in the NUTS!!!" (or if your a woman, do you hear some other, offensive thing?)

Do gloves hover in the air and give you the finger?

Do you get kicked in the nutsack (or if your a woman, smacked on the behind) by unseen forces?

Does blood appear on the wall in the form of writing that spells out a message saying "I'm gonna cut off your head and drink your brain with a crazy straw!"?

Does your bottle of beer on the coffee table hover up and tip itself , pouring it's contents, only to stop just before hitting the couch?

Do Chainsaws hover in thin air and fly toward you?

And last but not least, does the stereo turn on in the middle of the night with all twenty speakers blowing the walls away, and you go to see what's going on only to find a flying Lamp shade and two beer kegs floating in thin air, and when they stop, the kegs fly toward you and plow you to the wall!

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 09-09-2003, 06:38 PM

Huh? I have no idea the point of this?

Jorath Calar · 09-09-2003, 06:41 PM

uhm... yes to all... what do I do?

09-09-2003, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jorath Calar:
uhm... yes to all... what do I do?

I dunno. Do what I do! Run around the house, swinging a Full Metal Baseball bat around like a retard?

Granamere · 09-09-2003, 06:53 PM

Stop that you might hurt the beer. Wait I hate beer. Continue...

Granamere

Faceman · 09-09-2003, 07:04 PM

Is this some kind of Halloween drill?
@Whackmiester: do you spell it that way deliberately?

09-09-2003, 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by Faceman:
Is this some kind of Halloween drill?
@Whackmiester: do you spell it that way deliberately?

First: No, I was just reading an article on Evil Spirits somewheres on the internet and a whole bunch of jokes started to walk into my head.

Second: Yes. You see...wait a minute... [img]graemlins/doh.gif[/img] it *is* spelled with
"ei"! My bad! Thanks for clearing that up. Now, if you'll excuse me *walks toward the gun cabinet* faint voice: "Nah, too big...Nah, too small...nah, not strong enough...Ah, here it is! The colt Python! Goodbye Cruel Word! >BANG!!<

[img]graemlins/doh.gif[/img] Is this how pathetic I am!? I can't even shoot myself in my own skull!? WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON HERE!!! (by the way, I can't change the Public screen name, so I guess I'm stuck.

[ 09-09-2003, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: The Whackmiester ]

Kakero · 09-10-2003, 12:27 AM

Normally no but after a couple of beers, I start hearing voices.

Stormymystic · 09-10-2003, 01:21 AM

I only hear them in my head

[ 09-10-2003, 01:22 AM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ]

shadowhound · 09-10-2003, 08:12 PM

You are just jealous the voices in my head won't talk to you [img]tongue.gif[/img]

09-09-2003, 06:38 PM	#2
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 43 Posts: 2,217	Huh? I have no idea the point of this? __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

09-09-2003, 07:04 PM	#6
Faceman Hathor Join Date: February 18, 2002 Location: Vienna Age: 42 Posts: 2,248	Is this some kind of Halloween drill? @Whackmiester: do you spell it that way deliberately? __________________ \"I am forever spellbound by the frailty of life\"<br /><br /> Faceman

09-10-2003, 01:21 AM	#9
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	I only hear them in my head [ 09-10-2003, 01:22 AM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ] __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

09-10-2003, 08:12 PM	#10
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	You are just jealous the voices in my head won't talk to you [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

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09-09-2003, 06:22 PM	#1
Son of Osiris Guest Posts: n/a	Many people wonder "Do I have an Evil Spirit in my house?" Well, ask yourself these questions: When you're alone, do you hear a voice saying "I will kick you in the NUTS!!!" (or if your a woman, do you hear some other, offensive thing?) Do gloves hover in the air and give you the finger? Do you get kicked in the nutsack (or if your a woman, smacked on the behind) by unseen forces? Does blood appear on the wall in the form of writing that spells out a message saying "I'm gonna cut off your head and drink your brain with a crazy straw!"? Does your bottle of beer on the coffee table hover up and tip itself , pouring it's contents, only to stop just before hitting the couch? Do Chainsaws hover in thin air and fly toward you? And last but not least, does the stereo turn on in the middle of the night with all twenty speakers blowing the walls away, and you go to see what's going on only to find a flying Lamp shade and two beer kegs floating in thin air, and when they stop, the kegs fly toward you and plow you to the wall!

09-09-2003, 06:41 PM	#3
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	uhm... yes to all... what do I do?

09-09-2003, 06:53 PM	#5
Granamere Zhentarim Guard Join Date: May 27, 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC USA Age: 51 Posts: 372	Stop that you might hurt the beer. Wait I hate beer. Continue... Granamere

09-10-2003, 12:27 AM	#8
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Normally no but after a couple of beers, I start hearing voices.

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