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Old 01-04-2001, 06:51 PM   #1
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I'm not really good at this (I try occasionally), but let's hear some of your best jokes (experiences are OK too, since they usually get the most laughs). Doesn't neccesary have to be a joke either. Like one I just posted.

"Isn't this a tuffee.. The key is INSIDE the chest.."

I wanna see how long this poll goes (we may have some comedians in here). I just got stupid experiences, so I can't participate. Go ahead, I will keep the poll up.
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Old 01-04-2001, 07:33 PM   #2
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uhhhmmm... none so far... just got stupid experiences so far...

Lady Erin: "you idiot warlock! you used Flamestrike against the enemy up close!"
TAOQ: "oops....I just killed our rogue and wounded two others.."
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Old 01-04-2001, 08:41 PM   #3
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LOL, OK, here is one for you...I am new to the game, tired of the toad in my way in the tunnel so I off him only to have all the others toads out to kill me.
I make it to Shinwiki & he starts throwing spells!
"Ukabu! Ukabu!" (It don't work!)
So, I off him too.
Then I turn around & notice this door in the floor (We are all low level & pretty hurt at this point)
I click on the door "WHAM!" it opens!
IN OUR FACES!
"Your whole party has been wiped out!"
Needless to say, I reloaded & found another way around that derned toad at a higher level!
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Old 01-04-2001, 08:43 PM   #4
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P. S. Crush damage sux, huh?!
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Old 01-05-2001, 10:53 AM   #5
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yyeeowch! all I did is push that toad out of the way or say "goodbye"


you know.... it took me awhile to figure how to CLIMB down the ladder instead of jumping down... much better than "SPLAT"
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Old 01-05-2001, 11:25 AM   #6
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Later in the game, a Zenmaster talking to mystic gryphon
MG:Who is the Holy Protector?
ZM:Kerah
MG:Who is the champion?
ZMme) Anephas
MG:What colour is the left side of the pawn shop in Ishad'Na?
ZM:Err....I dont know!
MG:You lost...Now, you are going to pay the price!
ZM:Hehe, I killed dragon with a singe hit, what could you possibly do to me?
MG:Look at your icon
Sucker:Noooooooo!!

That was stupid, I know Just the thought of Zenmaster loosing his title because of *not* knowing something is quite funny (and challenging would it be)
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Old 01-05-2001, 07:14 PM   #7
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Priest: "Aw Look! It's following us! It must be in need! I wonder if my mom will let me keep it?"

Rogue: "No,no,no, I wouldn't do that if I were you"

Priest: "But it's so cute! Here boy! C'mere lil guy!"

SPEW, SPLAT! AAARRRGH!

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

Mantrap: "Buuuuurp!"
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Old 01-05-2001, 07:43 PM   #8
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Let's see....just about to finish Dragon Spire and have yet learned how to climb down a ladder. Love hearing the elephant screams mixed in with the grunts and human voices. BTW, how does one climb down....it's probably about time I've learned.

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Old 01-05-2001, 07:53 PM   #9
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Sean - the fall and splat method. People have claimed to have found ways to do it but they are generally so complicated or time cosuming that fall and splat is the way to go.

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Old 01-05-2001, 08:31 PM   #10
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A woeful seat where Connla sits,
a treacherous attack the unseen shape overpowers me,
awaiting only dreadful death by heathen words of magic.
O wilt thou not roast the soles of the wretch at the fire,
in order that he tell us a story!

Fall and splat, well wouldn't that rot your socks. I have played for hours, to dumb feeling to ask the question of how to climb down those ... ladders, only to find that self inflicted is the best way!!
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