picky uppy liners

[Vicotnik]

Do you remember that old thread on ye olde board?
Well here are a few baddies:

Pick up lines that could get you killed.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go ■■■■.
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
Could I touch your belly button... from the inside?
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.


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Vicotnik, archmage of the Holy Flame - Challenge me... and die.

[Raistlin]

hahahaha Those are great.

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Balance

[WOLFGIR]

LOL

Excellent for the "badboy" routine! hehe, have you tried them on the field yet Vicotnik?

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::HOWLING WOLFGIR THE MAD WOLF::

Here's one a friend told me, don't if it works as I've never tried it.

-Do you sleep on your front? No, well do you mind if I do?


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[Gray Mage]

How about this one,

"That's a nice dress, I bet it would look better crumpled up on the floor next to my bed".



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Feel My Power

[Vicotnik]

Originally posted by WOLFGIR: LOL Excellent for the "badboy" routine! hehe, have you tried them on the field yet Vicotnik?

Erm once yes, but I was dared to do so by my friends, we were all very drunk, I walked up to a girl and told her "You know what would look great on you? ME!!" My friends could not stop lauging! So she pulled a 180° turn and took me aside to a great surprise to my friends! They've never dared me into something like this again!

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Vicotnik, archmage of the Holy Flame - Challenge me... and die.

[Black Knight]

If I could be anything . . . I'd be one of your tears . . . So I could be born in your eyes (touch her temple) live my life on your cheek (move index finger lightly down her cheek) and if I was lucky, I'd die on your lips (brush her lips with you finger, then go in for the kiss).

I've had it work, anyways . . . it's all in timing . . .

BK

One that will never work, not even if the resident smoothie BK said, and got the timing right.

Get your coat luv, you've pulled.

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[Asphyxiate]

Originally posted by Sir_Tainly: One that will never work, not even if the resident smoothie BK said, and got the timing right. Get your coat luv, you've pulled.

Bwahahahaha! That doesn't even work on my wonderful girlfriend! I've tried it (for a laugh) out here in America but unfortunately am usually met by a completely blank stare. Pulled? Wha? It doesn't work quite so well when you have to explain it..


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[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Black Knight: If I could be anything . . . I'd be one of your tears . . . So I could be born in your eyes (touch her temple) live my life on your cheek (move index finger lightly down her cheek) and if I was lucky, I'd die on your lips (brush her lips with you finger, then go in for the kiss). I've had it work, anyways . . . it's all in timing . . . BK

At last, a touch of class.

StormCloud, lurking



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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight