things your guy won't say

[Downunda]

Originally posted by AliCat: *can I take you to see the Chippendale dancers? *let’s go watch the Ice Capades. I really prefer figure skating to hockey.

If I was a chick, I'd be worried about my mans sexual orientation if he said either of these two things [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 07-13-2002, 03:29 AM: Message edited by: Downunda ]

[Scholarcs]

Originally posted by Lady Blue03: In the battle of the sexes, women are supreme *sticks a foot in dizzy's face and gives him some black nail polish*

*tickles*

[ 07-13-2002, 08:41 AM: Message edited by: Scholarcs ]

[Calaethis Dragonsbane]

I'm gonna saty out of this, any objections? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[John D Harris]

Originally posted by Lady Blue03: In the battle of the sexes, women are supreme *sticks a foot in dizzy's face and gives him some black nail polish*

How right you are! Us men are overmatched, and outgunned
All guys are pond scum, at least thats what I tell my daughters! As my wife says "Men are like wine they need to be stomped on, then kept in the dark until they mature into something you would like to have dinner with"

[Bruce The Aussie]

Originally posted by AliCat: [QB]*hey, would you and the girls like to go shopping with me on Fifth Avenue? I’ve got some extra money burning a hole in my pocket… *I love painting your toenails, your feet are so sexy QB]

these two i'd say. especially the one about shopping, as i said in the post about gals i like shopping. now just call me a dainty fairy and be done [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Horatio]

well, someone was pissed with Johnny's thread.
Hm, some of these...not as funny as the What Your Girl Woudn't Say thread.
Oh, and to stir up trouble...
Women should learn their place and stay in the kitchen!!!
*Runs VERY,VERY fast*

Originally posted by Horatio: Women should learn their place and stay in the kitchen!!!

And Bake me some pie.

[DiabloRex]

Originally posted by Horatio: well, someone was pissed with Johnny's thread. Hm, some of these...not as funny as the What Your Girl Woudn't Say thread. Oh, and to stir up trouble... Women should learn their place and stay in the kitchen!!! *Runs VERY,VERY fast*

Dont forget that they need to learn to leave the toilet board up. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] 8)

[ 07-13-2002, 04:59 PM: Message edited by: DiabloRex ]

[Lady Blue03]

Originally posted by Scholarcs: quote: Originally posted by Lady Blue03: In the battle of the sexes, women are supreme *sticks a foot in dizzy's face and gives him some black nail polish*

*tickles*[/QUOTE]*stares blankly at him* Din't you know my feet are the one place on my body where im not ticklish? Muahaha!

Hmmmm *shoves pie in Horatio's and Dramnek's face*

[Horatio]

*speaks with his mouth open*
Fwanks, Wady Bwue!
Hm, I might have got away with my digusting sexist pig comment. I am celebrating, as I had thought that by now my genitals would be swinging in the breeze of Lady Blue's washing line.