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[krunchyfrogg]

Two guys walk into a bar

Ouch ouch

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There are two muffins in the oven.

One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here."

The other replies, "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"

Originally posted by Ivelliis: What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head? .... Russell [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the floor?
Matt

What do you call a leper in the bathtub?
Stew

What do you call a girl with one leg?
Eileen

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the water?
Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the mailbox?
Bill

[ 07-27-2005, 08:48 PM: Message edited by: krunchyfrogg ]

[T-D-C]

Two cows are standing in a field. The first one says.

"Have you heard about that Mad Cow disease. Its killing everyone"

The second one says.

"Nah that Mad Cow disease doesn't affect me. I'm a Helicoptor.

[Ivelliis]

LOL that Hokey Pokey (I always thought it was Hokey Cokey) was good, as for all the jokes by krunchyfrogg.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug

What do you call a man who had a spade on his head, but doesn't have a spade on his head now?
Douglas

[TheGrandSlayer]

Ya know that drum roll they do after bad jokes? Well, just remember it now.

A set of drums fall out of an airplane
*Drum roll*

An old man goes to see the doctor and gets some tests. When the results come in, the doctor calls the old man in and says, “You'd better sit down. It's pretty bad.”
The old man, naturally, gets all nervous and asks, “What is it doc? Don't hold back -- just give it to me straight.”

“Well,” says the doctor, “you have cancer and you have Alzheimers.”

The man replies, “Wow. Well, at least I don't have cancer.”

[Bozos of Bones]

A man walks into a doctor's office, says "Doctor, I have some problems with my... tool". "Lie on the table, take your pants off." the doctor orders, and proceeds to inspect the tool. After doing so, he says "You have the Chinese Gonorrea, and it will have to be cut off." The man screams "No!" and runs out of the office.
The next day, he comes to a different doctor for a second oppinion. He says "Doctor, I have some problems with my tool. Another doctor said it will have to be cut off. Could you look at it please?" The doctor tells him to lie on the bed and take his pants off, and then proceeds to inspect the tool. After inspection, he says "Yes, it wil have to be cut off." and the man runs out again, screamng "No!"
The next day, he comes to a third doctor, and says "Doctor, I have some problems with my tool. Two other doctors said it will have to be cut off. Could you look at it please?" The doctor tells him to lie on the table, and take his pants off before he proceeds o inspect the tool. Upon inspection, the doctor says "No, it doesn't have to be cut off." and the man leaps from the desk, all happy, an higs the doctor. The doctor continues "It will come off on it's own."

[Pop 'n Fresh]

What do you call a guy with a spear in his head?
Lance

What do you call a guy with 3 spears in his head?
Lancealot ( spelt wrong i think )

What did moses use to part the red sea.
A see-saw.

No one ever really knew super man's true power until that fateful game of "Pull My Finger"


What did Tennesee?
Exactly what Arkansaw.

Crude Pickup Line.
You: Have you ever tripped over a tree?
Whoever: Erm no
You: How bout a root?

[ 07-28-2005, 07:59 AM: Message edited by: Pop 'n Fresh ]

[TheGrandSlayer]

Have you ever met the man who knows how to please every woman?

No, niether have I...

[Jorath Calar]

A baby seal walks into a club...
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A blind man with a aseeing eye dogs walks into a hardware store, suddenly he picks up the seeing eyedog by the tail and starts swinging him around. The manager walks up to him and says "Can I help you?" "Nah I'm just looking around"...

[Aragorn1]

What do you call a gardener who can juggle pints?

Beatrix Potter

[krunchyfrogg]

Love 'em Ivellis!

I think the quality of jokes (outside mine, of course) is way too high around here. I want to hear some bad jokes!