12-03-2007, 06:27 PM | #1 | |
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Santa'd better be fast...
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12-03-2007, 06:58 PM | #2 |
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Re: Santa'd better be fast...
Hmm, nothing quite as festive as the mental image of santa burning up in our atmosphere...
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12-03-2007, 07:20 PM | #3 |
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Re: Santa'd better be fast...
So that's what I thought was a shooting star last year.
But at anyrate, what they fail to realise is that If Santa is magical in nature as most folktale report, then in what way does physics and time restraint apply to his mission?
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12-03-2007, 07:59 PM | #4 |
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Re: Santa'd better be fast...
Being that there are as many nasty people as there are out there nowadays, I imagine his load, and his trip, are considerably lighter. It certainly won't take long to deliver presents to the "good" people that remain.
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12-04-2007, 05:58 AM | #5 |
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Re: Santa'd better be fast...
So it's official? Santa IS Chuck Norris?
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12-04-2007, 07:40 AM | #6 |
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Re: Santa'd better be fast...
it's all very simple
santa is a high level D&D mage with a long duration, wide-effect 'time stop' |
12-04-2007, 08:29 AM | #7 |
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Re: Santa'd better be fast...
No, I'm pretty sure he isn't. After all, if he was, you'd see a lot more people on the naughty list die from roundhouse kicks to the head. The worlds population would be reduced by at least half every year.
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12-04-2007, 08:41 AM | #8 |
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12-04-2007, 08:45 AM | #9 |
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Re: Santa'd better be fast...
This is the modern era lads, Santa must have fitted his sleigh with some modern gizmo that allow him to travel at a lightspeed.
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12-04-2007, 08:59 AM | #10 |
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Re: Santa'd better be fast...
Santa came all ready to my place. He was a good guy. I got a beer fridge. For some reason there is more juice boxes in there then beer.
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