Redneck Medical Terms

Artery - The study of paintings.
Benign - What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.
Barium - What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan - Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
Colic - A sheep dog.
Coma - A punctuation mark.
D&C - Where Washington is.
Dilate - To live long.
Enema - Not a friend.
Fester - Quicker than someone else.
Fibula - A small lie.
Genital - Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series - World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.
Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane.
Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
Node - I knew it.
Outpatient - A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test.
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative - A letter carrier.
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.
Rectum - Darn near killed him.
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman emperor.
Tablet - A small table.
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor - More than one.
Urine - Opposite of you're out
Varicose - Near by

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Holy Avenger of the OHF and part time Pinguindiebjäger

[This message has been edited by Sir_Tainly (edited 06-21-2001).]

[WOLFGIR]

hehe!

That was funny (though you lost me on some of the terms..)

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Yawning lazywolf dreaming about nice little fairies...zzzzz
Wolfgirs lair
once-upon-a-paper

[Ramon de Ramon y Ramon]

Yes, it is major fun: some of my favs are benign, the Roman neighborhood and tablet. Butyou did certainly opt for the PG-13 version on "medical staff", didn't you ?

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So long !

R³ - proud to be the official spokesman for the most noble Lady Bilqis, Desert Rose of Ironworks

[tracey]

nice.

how about these, they have had one letter altered to create a new meaning:

reintardation - coming back to life as a hillbilly.

foreploy - any misrepresentation of yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

sarchasm - the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.

hipatitis - terminal cool.

osteopornosis - a degenerate disease.

karmageddon - it's like, when everybody is sending of all these really bad vibes, right? and then, like, the earth explodes and it's, like a serious bummer man.

glibido - all talk and no action.

intaxication - joy at getting a tax refund only to realise it was your money in the first place.

ignoranus - a person who's both stupid and an arse.

hope you like them - they make me giggle esp sarchasm. happens frequently, probably.....

[Wah]

LOL........Medical Staff just got to me, better than the rest.

Er - Maybe I'll try some.

1) Anus - A nurse

2) Pulse Monitor - A Faster VGA Screen

3) Morning Sickness - Someone who loves nightimes

4) Herpies - A friend of the "Harpers" in AD+D.

5) Tonsils - A second pair of nostrils.

6) A "scan" - finding out your monetary value.

7) Reception Area - A place for watching the latest movies.

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[Lavindathar]

Very, Very Good!

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