11-26-2001, 10:42 AM | #1 |
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The Nose-Picking Glossary
The Kiddie Pick: When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit! Camouflaged Kiddie Pick: When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile. Fake Nose Scratch: When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers. Making A Meal Out Of It: You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert. Surprise Pickings: When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt. Autopick: The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. NOTE: Someone is always looking. Pick Your Brains: Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum. Pick And Save: When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did. Pick And Roll: No explanation needed. Pick And Flick: Ditto. Pick And Stick: You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip. Paydirt: The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.
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11-26-2001, 10:47 AM | #2 |
Zartan
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For Double-Yuck! don't forget:
Pick, Roll and Eat: As above, but the evidence of the nasal adventure is consumed by the adventurer. (Preferred by those less than 10 years of age)
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11-26-2001, 10:55 AM | #3 |
Manshoon
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I think i'll skip my sandwich for now.....egrh...yuck!
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11-26-2001, 10:58 AM | #4 |
Baaz Draconian
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People have got the wrong idea, I'm just trying to scratch my brain. It's the same when I stick my fingers in my ears...
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11-26-2001, 11:01 AM | #5 |
Manshoon
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Well if i'm honest, i like to stick up crayons in my nose. My record: 5, but then i'll get quite dizzy in my head.
And it's hard to get them out. [img]smile.gif[/img] |
11-26-2001, 11:13 AM | #6 |
Manshoon
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I'm just kidding of course, but maybe i've done it when i was a child. Aargh i dont remember, maybe it's still stuck there!
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11-26-2001, 11:35 AM | #7 |
Baaz Draconian
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You forgot one.
Now you see it, now you don't. Now you see it, now you don't - Anyone around toddlers will know what I'm talking about hehe |
11-26-2001, 12:59 PM | #8 |
Red Wizard of Thay
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I have a friend who's son passes a string of Twizzler up his nose then out his mouth. He then pulls on each end like a string...
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11-26-2001, 02:11 PM | #9 |
Zartan
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quote: Now THAT is disgusting. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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11-26-2001, 04:04 PM | #10 |
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Hahaha! Humor in my taste [img]smile.gif[/img]
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