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Old 05-10-2002, 04:37 PM   #11
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AHA! You're all wrong! *downunda removes his kilt to reveal* he's really nekkid!!! [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Old 05-10-2002, 04:38 PM   #12
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I thought I was...

Ach Nevermind.

LS...er... :1uhoh: Wrong! [img]tongue.gif[/img] But you'll never escape goddessness...wait til you turn Bastet.
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Old 05-10-2002, 04:39 PM   #13
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Yea you have a real problem Beaumanoir,I found someone hear on IW named someone.Heh go figure.I suggest you should tell that guy off.
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Old 05-10-2002, 04:40 PM   #14
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lord Shield:
quote:
Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
And I'm... a Hey, look I've changed into a Hathor!!!
Ha, bow down before my ancient Egyptian wrath!!!!!
Muhahahaha!
hah! well I'm a Goddess

hang on - that's not quite right *scratches head*
[/QUOTE]Well, on a positive note... those frilly kilts will really suit you now... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 05-10-2002, 04:43 PM   #15
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[img]graemlins/troutslap.gif[/img] 's Someguy

Hmmm, Yes, I Can See LS In His Kilt Now... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 05-10-2002, 04:47 PM   #16
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I'M BINKY, AND MY WIFE'S BINKY TOO!
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Old 05-10-2002, 04:47 PM   #17
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the kilt's not frilly [img]tongue.gif[/img]
 
Old 05-10-2002, 04:49 PM   #18
Beaumanoir
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I'M BINKY, AND MY WIFE'S BINKY TOO!
LOL!!

Vewwy Well! We Shall Welease Wodger!!!

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Old 05-10-2002, 04:58 PM   #19
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Oh For God's Sake!!!
My Surname Is Kirk, And I've Just Seen A Member Called Kirk5!!! Are People Trying To Strip Me Totally Of Individuality?!
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Old 05-10-2002, 04:58 PM   #20
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[trumpets]

CROWD: [cheering]

PILATE: People of Jewusalem!

CROWD: [chuckling]

PILATE: Wome is your fwiend.

CROWD: [laughing]

PILATE: To pwove our fwiendship, it is customawy at this time to welease a wongdoer fwom our pwisons.

CROWD: [laughing]

GUARD #3: [chuckling]

PILATE: Whom would you have me welease?

BOB HOSKINS: Welease Woger!

CROWD: Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger! [laughing]

PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease Woger!

CROWD: [cheering]

CENTURION: Sir, uh, we don't have a 'Woger', sir.

PILATE: What?

CENTURION: Uh, we don't have anyone of that name, sir.

PILATE: Ah. We have no 'Woger'!

CROWD: Ohhhhh!

BOB: Well, what about Wodewick, then?

CROWD: Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick!

PILATE: Centuwion, why do they titter so?

CENTURION: Just some, uh, Jewish joke, sir.

PILATE: Are they... wagging me?

CENTURION: Oh, no, sir!

GUARD #3: [chuckling]

PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease... Wodewick!

CROWD: [laughing]

CENTURION: Sir, we don't have a 'Roderick' either.

PILATE: No 'Woger'? No 'Wodewick'?

CENTURION: Sorry, sir.

PILATE: Who is this 'Wod'--

GUARD #1: [chuckle]

PILATE: Who is the 'Wodewick' to whom you wefer?

BOB: He's a wobber!

CROWD: [laughing]

MAN: And a wapist!

CROWD: [laughing]

WOMAN: And a pickpocket!

CROWD: Yeah! Ahh, no! No! Shh! Shh!...

PILATE: He sounds a notowious cwiminal.

CENTURION: We haven't got him, sir. Mm hm.

PILATE: Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all?

CENTURION: Oh, yes, sir. We've got, uh, 'Samson', sir.

PILATE: Samson?

CENTURION: Samson the Sadducee Strangler, sir. Uh, Silus the Syrian Assassin. Uh, several seditious scribes from Caesarea. Uhhh, sixty- seven seers from--

BIGGUS: Let me thpeak to them, Pontiuth!

CENTURION: Oh, no. Oh.

PILATE: Ah. Good idea, Biggus.

BIGGUS: Thitizens! We have Thamthon the Thadduthee Thtrangler, Thilus...

CROWD: [laughing]

BIGGUS: ...the Athyrian Athathin, theveral theditiouth thcribth from Thaetharea, and...

CROWD: [laughing]

BIGGUS: Wath it thomething I thaid?

CROWD: [laughing]

PILATE: Silence!

WOMAN: Huh huh huh huh huh!

PILATE: This man commands a cwack legion!

CROWD: [laughing]

PILATE: He wanks as high as any in Wome!

CROWD: [laughing]

PILATE: All wight. I will give you one more chance. This time, I want to hear no 'Weuben's, no 'Weginald's, no 'Wudolph the Wed-nosed Weindeer's,...

BIGGUS: No 'Thpenther Trathy'th!

PILATE: ...or we shall welease no one!

JUDITH: Release Brian!

BOB: Oh, yeah. That's a good one.

MAN: Yeah.

BOB: Welease Bwian!

CROWD: Welease Bwian! Welease Bwian! [laughing]

PILATE: Vewy well. That's it.

CENTURION: Sir, we, uh-- we have got a 'Brian', sir.

PILATE: What?

CENTURION: Well, you just sent him for crucifixion, sir.

PILATE: Uh. Ah, wait! Wait! We do have a 'Bwian'! Well, go and wepwieve him, stwaight away.

CENTURION: Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

PILATE: Vewy well! I shall... welease... Bwian!
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