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11-02-2005, 07:29 AM
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 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Hunting the Beast
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion. In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion. "What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief. "Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"
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11-02-2005, 08:33 AM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: October 29, 2001
Location: Western Wilds of Michigan
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LOL! Ouch!
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11-02-2005, 10:20 AM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: October 19, 2005
Location: Sweden
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Haha that's a good one.
 Must have been very painfull. haha
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11-02-2005, 04:14 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: March 28, 2003
Location: Australia
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after seeing mr hands I find this frightening.
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11-02-2005, 07:21 PM
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
 Join Date: November 3, 2001
Location: Canada
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Oh that silly hunter, getting gored instead of doing his job. Good one Arvon.
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11-03-2005, 12:17 AM
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40th Level Warrior
Join Date: October 29, 2001
Location: Western Wilds of Michigan
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Ummm.... Sir G, I don't think he got gored.... [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]
Think about it for a minute... and if you've ever seen the movie Top Secret, just think of the scene where they're masquerading as a cow to infiltrate the enemy. 
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