***johnny smacking***

Elif Godson · 10-28-2002, 02:55 PM

I have noticed a trend to this, so I thought I would ask why and offer am alterior course of action.

1. Give him beer
2. Dunk him in a barrel of beer
3. Throw ballon's full of beer at him
4. drop kick johnny into a vat of beer

Question's ? Suggestion's please feel free to add.

johnny · 10-28-2002, 02:57 PM

Option 1 is the best imo, but the other three are fine too, help yourself.

chi master · 10-28-2002, 02:58 PM

5.Slap him.
6.throw a barrel of beer.
7.hit him with a stick.
8.Give him a long slow painfull sex change operation.

chi master · 10-28-2002, 02:59 PM

I take the last 1 back.

johnny · 10-28-2002, 03:02 PM

That's a relief.....

Elif Godson · 10-28-2002, 03:06 PM

Slap him with a glove of beer

while he is wearing beer goggles

chi master · 10-28-2002, 03:06 PM

Sorry Johny

Keraptisdm · 10-28-2002, 03:23 PM

Here's what I'd do to Johnny:

1 Give him a case of beer.
2 Give him a plane ticket to Budapest and $1,000 USD
3 Give him another case of beer.
4 Introduce him to a quartet of lucious female dancers.
5 Follow him with a video camera.
6 Give him and the dancers a case of beer.
6 Sell video on internet.
7 Pay Johnny video royalties in the form of 10 cases of beer.

Lord of Alcohol · 10-28-2002, 03:24 PM

I want to give johnny beer, then smack him [img]smile.gif[/img] But he must give me beer and smacks back or I'll cry!

johnny · 10-28-2002, 03:48 PM

*smacks LoA* there ya go.

10-28-2002, 02:55 PM	#1
Elif Godson Dracolich Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: Hurricane Valley Age: 51 Posts: 3,089	I have noticed a trend to this, so I thought I would ask why and offer am alterior course of action. 1. Give him beer 2. Dunk him in a barrel of beer 3. Throw ballon's full of beer at him 4. drop kick johnny into a vat of beer Question's ? Suggestion's please feel free to add. __________________ Children get Arthritis too! http://awtampa.kintera.org/jaaware

10-28-2002, 02:57 PM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Option 1 is the best imo, but the other three are fine too, help yourself. __________________

10-28-2002, 02:58 PM	#3
chi master Zhentarim Guard Join Date: July 19, 2002 Location: New Zealand Age: 34 Posts: 398	5.Slap him. 6.throw a barrel of beer. 7.hit him with a stick. 8.Give him a long slow painfull sex change operation. __________________ Long time no see.

10-28-2002, 02:59 PM	#4
chi master Zhentarim Guard Join Date: July 19, 2002 Location: New Zealand Age: 34 Posts: 398	I take the last 1 back. __________________ Long time no see.

10-28-2002, 03:02 PM	#5
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	That's a relief..... __________________

10-28-2002, 03:06 PM	#6
Elif Godson Dracolich Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: Hurricane Valley Age: 51 Posts: 3,089	Slap him with a glove of beer while he is wearing beer goggles __________________ Children get Arthritis too! http://awtampa.kintera.org/jaaware

10-28-2002, 03:06 PM	#7
chi master Zhentarim Guard Join Date: July 19, 2002 Location: New Zealand Age: 34 Posts: 398	Sorry Johny __________________ Long time no see.

10-28-2002, 03:23 PM	#8
Keraptisdm Elminster Join Date: August 23, 2002 Location: Near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Age: 61 Posts: 410	Here's what I'd do to Johnny: 1 Give him a case of beer. 2 Give him a plane ticket to Budapest and $1,000 USD 3 Give him another case of beer. 4 Introduce him to a quartet of lucious female dancers. 5 Follow him with a video camera. 6 Give him and the dancers a case of beer. 6 Sell video on internet. 7 Pay Johnny video royalties in the form of 10 cases of beer.

10-28-2002, 03:24 PM	#9
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	I want to give johnny beer, then smack him [img]smile.gif[/img] But he must give me beer and smacks back or I'll cry! __________________ No

10-28-2002, 03:48 PM	#10
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	smacks LoA there ya go. __________________

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