Can lettuce truly be evil

Donut · 06-10-2003, 07:07 AM

The Yazidis, a shia sect liviing mainy in Iraq, worship peacocks and believe that lettuce is evil.

Can lettuce really be evil, I accept that spinach is evil, but lettuce - come on!

Cloudbringer · 06-10-2003, 07:29 AM

BWAHAHAHA! *slurps down more boiled spinach with butter* Nope....I like lettuce on a salad...but peacocks....they have ulterior motives, I tell you! They are out to conquer the produce market!

Davros · 06-10-2003, 08:06 AM

I happen to like spinach that you very much. Lettuce is more of a filler than a tasty treat. It's like eating something stringy and grassy purely for the sake of the fibre. Not what you would term evil, but hardly pleasurable either [img]smile.gif[/img] .

Charean · 06-10-2003, 08:18 AM

My bunnies obviously think lettuce is evil - otherwise they wouldn't subdue it so ferociously!

DJG · 06-10-2003, 08:53 AM

Lettuce and Caesar Sauce! Mmmmm! Caesar Salad!

You could add some Croutons and grated Parmesan for extra flavour if you want, but lettuce is niiiiiice!

Attalus · 06-10-2003, 09:46 AM

You forgot to add freshly grated pepper. This reminds me of the old Greek philosophical sect that held that refraining from eating beans was one of the essentials of a virtuous life.

Stratos · 06-10-2003, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Donut:
The Yazidis, a shia sect liviing mainy in Iraq, worship peacocks and believe that lettuce is evil.

Can lettuce really be evil, I accept that spinach is evil, but lettuce - come on!

Spinach isn't evil, Donut, but I can't say the same about asparagus. There's something about them, something not quite...human. I don't trust them one bit. [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]

Lanesra · 06-10-2003, 10:11 AM

I have evil lettuce, they come from the bank I think. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 06-10-2003, 10:11 AM: Message edited by: Lanesra ]

Donut · 06-10-2003, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lanesra:
I have evil lettuce, they come from the bank I think. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Well I have lettuce after my name. Must go for a peacock!

DJG · 06-10-2003, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Attalus:
You forgot to add freshly grated pepper. This reminds me of the old Greek philosophical sect that held that refraining from eating beans was one of the essentials of a virtuous life.

Ah yes, I did indeed! A nice bit of red and yellow pepper on the salad, including extra slices on the side, and you have a perfect salad!

How can such a thing be evil? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

06-10-2003, 07:07 AM	#1
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06-10-2003, 07:29 AM	#2
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	BWAHAHAHA! slurps down more boiled spinach with butter Nope....I like lettuce on a salad...but peacocks....they have ulterior motives, I tell you! They are out to conquer the produce market! __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

06-10-2003, 08:06 AM	#3
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	I happen to like spinach that you very much. Lettuce is more of a filler than a tasty treat. It's like eating something stringy and grassy purely for the sake of the fibre. Not what you would term evil, but hardly pleasurable either [img]smile.gif[/img] . __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

06-10-2003, 08:18 AM	#4
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 60 Posts: 2,201	My bunnies obviously think lettuce is evil - otherwise they wouldn't subdue it so ferociously! __________________ And then there were 6.

06-10-2003, 09:46 AM	#6
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	You forgot to add freshly grated pepper. This reminds me of the old Greek philosophical sect that held that refraining from eating beans was one of the essentials of a virtuous life. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

06-10-2003, 08:53 AM	#5
DJG Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 16, 2001 Location: Manchester, England Age: 35 Posts: 1,109	Lettuce and Caesar Sauce! Mmmmm! Caesar Salad! You could add some Croutons and grated Parmesan for extra flavour if you want, but lettuce is niiiiiice!

06-10-2003, 10:11 AM	#8
Lanesra Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Twititania, Europe Age: 63 Posts: 1,221	I have evil lettuce, they come from the bank I think. [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 06-10-2003, 10:11 AM: Message edited by: Lanesra ]

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