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02-16-2005, 07:55 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Jittery Taxi Driver
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's my entire fault, today is my first day driving a cab.... I've been driving a hearse for the last 35 years."
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02-16-2005, 07:58 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
Age: 41
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hearse?? is that some kind of brand?
if its what im thinking off.. its still kinda funny [img]smile.gif[/img]
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02-16-2005, 08:03 AM
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Jack Burton
Join Date: August 24, 2002
Location: Aussie now in the US of A!
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lol, nope a hearse is what they drive the dead people-to be buried around in
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02-16-2005, 08:08 AM
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Gold Dragon
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Location: North East England
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Lmao! That's a good one!
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02-16-2005, 08:24 AM
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Drizzt Do'Urden
 Join Date: March 18, 2004
Location: Where silent gods stand guard
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LOL that's good.
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02-16-2005, 08:37 AM
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Symbol of Moradin
 Join Date: June 5, 2002
Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana
Age: 36
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ROFL that was funny!
[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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02-16-2005, 03:13 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: September 20, 2004
Location: Maine, feel sorry for me
Age: 33
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Twas a decent joke. I can understand why he'd be jittery. I'd have screamed bloody murder.
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02-16-2005, 04:47 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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hehe, I can imagine that.
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02-16-2005, 05:21 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
Join Date: August 31, 2004
Location: VA
Age: 33
Posts: 1,127
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The memories! AAAUGH!
J/K. Good one [img]smile.gif[/img] |
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