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02-19-2002, 10:49 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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I Don't Need Anything Else
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, 'Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce.' The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, 'I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you.' Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels. She says, 'I want the house.' Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph. She says, 'I want the kids too.' The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph. She says, 'I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too.' The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, 'Is there anything you want?' The husband says, 'No, I've got everything I need right here.' She asks, 'What's that?' The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, 'I've got the airbag!'
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02-19-2002, 12:52 PM
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Galvatron
 Join Date: May 9, 2001
Location: The backwoods in Georgia *sigh*
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This was unexpected, lol!
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02-20-2002, 10:42 AM
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Mephistopheles
 Join Date: October 2, 2001
Location: Greece
Age: 35
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Good one, Arvon. LOL!
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02-20-2002, 04:33 PM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK.
Age: 35
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LOL! She Deserved It!! Too Demanding!!
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02-20-2002, 04:49 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Midlands, South Carolina
Age: 48
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I love it!
That's a good one. Gotta remember that one... |
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02-21-2002, 03:54 AM
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Red Dragon
 Join Date: December 5, 2001
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Age: 38
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lol cool joke, she deserved it, having an affair.
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