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10-24-2001, 12:20 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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A Cat Goes To Heaven
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.' The cats says, 'Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates. About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, 'How are you doing? Are you happy here?' The cat yawns and stretches and says, 'Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best |
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10-24-2001, 12:22 PM
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Ehrrr.... So where did the dead mice go to?
------------------ The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew, and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain. All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings  
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10-24-2001, 12:29 PM
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Dracolisk
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Europe
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 ------------------   Those who watch their backs meet death from the front- Dreamer128 Demonslayer of the OHF. Paladin of the order, first bodyguard of Lady Lioness and defender of Castle Kerhelm |
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10-24-2001, 12:50 PM
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Yeah, funny joke if you don't think about it too much
(Oh poopie. How I detest FC) ------------------ The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew, and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain. All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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10-24-2001, 03:32 PM
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Poor mice!
------------------   Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them. |
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10-24-2001, 04:09 PM
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The Magister
 Join Date: September 16, 2001
Location: Valdemarsvik, Ost, Sweden
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I think they r rollerskating in his stomach
... much cooler tracks in there  ------------------ Bronze Cavalier of ALSB, symbol and protector of goodness May light illuminate u all |
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