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OK, I very rarely post jokes but this one had me in stitches:
An aeroplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, " I am the wife of the former US President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president." So she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, " I'm the president of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation and the free world. And I am the cleverest president in American history, so America's people won't let me die." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane. The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The girl said, "it's okay, there is a parachute left for you. America's cleverest president has taken my schoolbag."
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08-02-2002, 07:26 AM
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ROFL That's a good one indeed [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
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LOL!
I got one (I made this up myself)! A penguin walks into a pub and says to the barman: Has my dad been in here today? And the barman says: What does he look like?  That's so funny, I crack myself up somedays coz I'm so funny.
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08-02-2002, 07:28 AM
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08-02-2002, 07:32 AM
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BTW - get your hair cut! 
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08-02-2002, 09:06 AM
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BTW - get your hair cut! [/QUOTE]No way is that "Snoring Nigel" - he is more your classic "SNGGGGGGTHZZZZ..zzth................SNGGGGGGTHZZZZ ..zzth................SNGGGGGGTHZZZZ..zzth........ ........SNGGGGGGTHZZZZ..wha..ugh................"
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Zartan
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BTW - get your hair cut! [/QUOTE]No way is that "Snoring Nigel" - he is more your classic "SNGGGGGGTHZZZZ..zzth................SNGGGGGGTHZZZZ ..zzth................SNGGGGGGTHZZZZ..zzth........ ........SNGGGGGGTHZZZZ..wha..ugh................" [/QUOTE]Oi, I had a cold! I don't normally snore 
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08-02-2002, 10:16 PM
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08-03-2002, 12:12 AM
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Ohh that was funny geeeeee puhhh!
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