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Old 04-23-2004, 09:09 PM   #1
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What is she building in there? [/creepy Tom Waits voice]

Seriously though... while normally the smell of nicotine is pervading throughout the house, every time my land-lady decides to do the laundry, a whole new variety of smells is suddenly crawling into even the dustiest corners of the house - a freakish amalgam of odors vaguely reminiscent of washing powder and lime, only then in such an invasive manner that it has practically become an entity of its own. I can almost feel it breathing down my neck, picture an animated sock army marching into my room and crawl into my mouth while I'm tring to sleep. I don't even know how she's able to create such a stench - but if it doesn't involve any cauldrons, creepy eye balls and swamp critters, I'd be surprised.

I think I'm scared.
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Old 04-23-2004, 09:12 PM   #2
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ROTFLMAOPIMP!!! That quote just did it for me... Ik was al zo melig van Justin Cool song, BTW!

You should post more often when half-crazed with drowsiness, Groj! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
And erm... good luck with the err, sock problem. Yeah.

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Old 04-23-2004, 11:42 PM   #3
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Nooooo! Not the damn socks! BTW, doe syour land-lady wear a lot of black??
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Old 04-24-2004, 08:09 AM   #4
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ROTFLMAOPIMP!!! That quote just did it for me... Ik was al zo melig van Justin Cool song, BTW!

You should post more often when half-crazed with drowsiness, Groj! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
And erm... good luck with the err, sock problem. Yeah.
I think I'll just offer my land-lady a one way ticket to Salem, just to make sure. I'll even help her pack, empty her sock drawer into her suitcase and all.
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Old 04-25-2004, 06:54 PM   #5
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Uhm...'Ik was al zo melig van justin'????? is dat een liedje!!!???
translation: Is that a song!!!!!???
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Old 04-25-2004, 07:06 PM   #6
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Erm, no, that was in in-joke you don't need to get. The quote is from Tom Waits of course... Granted, I could have been more clear with my sentence structuring.
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Old 04-25-2004, 08:13 PM   #7
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Sounds like a mixture of nicotine, bleach and one of those horrid dryer sheets mixed together. Some dryer sheets smell nice but they have a few scents that smell kind of like rotting pine that's been soaking in a swamp, they call it "Fresh Scent" but there is nothing fresh about it! Hope you are safe from the socks Groj ROTFL, good luck and may the force be with you!
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Old 04-26-2004, 12:11 AM   #8
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Oh yuk! You need fresh air Groj! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Socks can't take over your room in fresh air...maybe you can open a window before it's too late!
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Old 04-26-2004, 04:22 AM   #9
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Grojlach That is one hell of a scary post!
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Old 04-26-2004, 09:48 AM   #10
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Yeah!! you should read discworld!!! (Or did you have already??) There is a beggar in some of the stories, and he has a stench over him that IS an entity actually.
Terry Pratchet rulesss!!!
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