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Old 06-21-2001, 05:25 PM   #201
Melusine
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Yay! Good on you! ~sticks tongue out to Wah and sits down next to Skye and Moridin to have some squid~
Mori, if I promise not to try any wedgies on you, will you stay?? Pretty please?


~Melusine pours drinks for all in bar~


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Old 06-21-2001, 05:29 PM   #202
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Since that damned Lord Shield has said,
I must only rhyme in my head,
For every crap word,
That you might've heard,
Don't worry - it's coz I'm not fed.

Then why did I leave in a hurry?
(I tripped and smashed heads with Lord Curry)
It's due to the squids,
Which costs more than a quid,
And which Lord Shield, bagged with a lorry!

The fiend tried to run out with haste,
I was tired, - tried keeping my pace,
But - such a fast speed,
I fell to my knees,
And watched as the squids dashed from my face.

I remembered that I knew some good spells,
That causes thick gluing - like gel,
So I made a quick move,
No time to lose,
And behold! Lord Shield's covered in hell!

He tried stepping hard to escape,
But I seized him and wrapped him with tape,
As he wiggled and cried,
I turned and defied,
And turned to the lorry back gate.

The food was still precious and in,
(though some were too ruined and binned)
But sadly he knew,
That you always lose,
When taking Wah's dinner is SIN!!

Too bad........

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Old 06-21-2001, 05:30 PM   #203
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Before the WAH encounter:

"AHAA! I smell danger, Karnas! Let's saddle up!"
"YEHAAA!"
"Right, let's get this new armour on. That bit goes there, this bit goes... hmm, a leg bit? Where does this strap go? What's THIS? Ah, right, here we go - WOAH!"
Tancred falls over, legs entangled in the cuirass, or the gambeson, or something.

After the WAH encounter:

"Right, I think I've got this sorted out. RIGHT! LET'S GET - ah. Um. Dang."
"(Sigh...) Another hand of blackjack, then, holy-boy?"
"Yeah, Guess so. But THIS time, we're going to be SUPERALERT!"
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Old 06-21-2001, 05:33 PM   #204
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Yeah, i know Jabidas, my site needs a total overhaul, thats what I plan on doin in my spare time. I'm ok Moridin, just tryin to not get in the way... *cough, cough* of anyone. Don't wnat anyone to fall and hurt themselves. I don't think Mel would give you a wedgie, she'd probably want to give Wah one, he needs it so bad. But then, I don't know how often he cleans his undies, so I'm not so sure. Want some more kalimari Mel? Hey, Jabidas, why don't you come over and join us! there's a spare seat if Wah would get out of the way.

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Old 06-21-2001, 05:41 PM   #205
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PS: This is offtopic for ONE post.

Ah..........a manga site. Yes, you should see my style of art is kinda like that (for all you who were in the damn pic!).

And - NO. jabidas can find his own seat. Or else I'll invite my ancestors and you all won't have seats = liches have very long lives you know.
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Old 06-21-2001, 05:43 PM   #206
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Nah... I use a much better tactic for defeating that pesky Arch Lich Wah... you haven't met her yet, but she is my Life's work, my finest Creation....she is.........RIKARDA!!!
She is the one weak spot in that cunning fiend's defenses...
to read more about her, go here

Well, that said, I think I will take you up on that squid offer... yummmy!
Yes, Jabidas, why don't you join us? And maybe Tancred and Karnas can find an appetite for some fried eight-legged squishy things?
We could all play Wedgie-poker with Tancred's pack of cards (same as strip poker only the loser gets wedgied )
And of course I need Lord Thought here next to me... I have missed him, we've only been reunited recently


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Old 06-21-2001, 05:56 PM   #207
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Well, I feel pretty popular! Mel, about your free advertisement for Wah's website, it doesn't work. Your advice to Rikardas is sooo true though! I find that it helps at times too. ^_~* Yeah, Tancred and Karnas, why don't you come over? You can sit next to me. It's no fun playing poker by yourself for so long. And if I lose, I give my wedgie I...win.... to Wah, so he can enjoy the game too. A round of ale for everyone please! And more kalimari!

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Old 06-21-2001, 05:59 PM   #208
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what do you mean? the link doesn't work? it works fine for me

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Old 06-21-2001, 06:07 PM   #209
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Hey, Tiax, Wah says that he can beat u up anytime. Are you going to take that from him? Sry, Mel, I meant the "advertisement" you made for Wah doesn't go anywhere when you type it in. Um, Jabidas, what is that rabbit doing here? And when did it get here....?

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Old 06-21-2001, 06:10 PM   #210
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Which advertisment????

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