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Old 10-21-2004, 05:31 PM   #1
Arvon
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You Know It's Time to Diet When...

You dance and it makes the band skip.

You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.

You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

You could sell shade.

Your blood type is Ragu.

You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.
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Old 10-21-2004, 05:38 PM   #2
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You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
ROFL! I love this one.
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Old 10-21-2004, 05:39 PM   #3
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Wow... hilarious. Good thing I am thin
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Old 10-21-2004, 05:42 PM   #4
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Ive seen alot of those before, somewhat funny though.. But good thing im thin also.
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Old 10-22-2004, 12:14 AM   #5
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Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
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Old 10-22-2004, 01:31 AM   #6
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You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
ROFLMAO thats the funniest thing I have heard all day.
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Old 10-22-2004, 06:06 AM   #7
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nice! but what is Ragu ?
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Old 10-22-2004, 06:30 AM   #8
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LOL! They are great! I enjoyed [qoute]You dance and it makes the band skip.[/qoute] most because it brought back some funny memories.
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Old 10-22-2004, 07:37 AM   #9
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nice! but what is Ragu ?
It's a pasta sauce sold in jars. Not the best, home made is better.
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Old 10-22-2004, 08:11 AM   #10
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You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
[img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img] ROFL! Nice ones, Arvon! Now I gotta clean this coca cola off my keyboard. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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