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Old 01-09-2004, 10:56 PM   #1
John D Harris
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- Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
- A backward poet writes inverse.
- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
- Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
- What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
- She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
- If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
- He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
- Every calendar's days are numbered.
- A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to be at.
- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
- A plateau is a high form of flattery.
- A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at
large.
- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
- Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
- Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
- Acupuncture is a jab well done
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Old 01-11-2004, 10:35 AM   #2
Beaumanoir
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Dear me john. Some of them are REALLY bad [img]tongue.gif[/img] *Shudders*

How've you been? Long Time no see
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Old 01-11-2004, 10:43 AM   #3
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Some of those were actually pretty smart (i did say some)
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Old 01-11-2004, 01:16 PM   #4
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Those are awful! Funny though. Some. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 01-11-2004, 02:28 PM   #5
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hehe great
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Old 01-11-2004, 10:04 PM   #6
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Oh god....haha, i did get a kick out of a few of them! But the rest are kinda shakey

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Old 01-12-2004, 06:52 AM   #7
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I didn't get all of them, but those I got had some good ones among them.
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