stupid quotes

Everyone put down here the most stupid quote you have heard in you entire life (which may be tooo short) and let all the other people in ironworks share the laugh

[SpongeBobTheDestoyer]

Originally posted by Spirits forever: Everyone put down here the most stupid quote you have heard in you entire life (which may be tooo short) and let all the other people in ironworks share the laugh

[SecretMaster]

"China has the largest population in the world? I thought China was the size of Britian"- Me. I must admit, I am an idiot at times.

[Dragonshadow]

"Iraq has nuclear weaopns of mass destruction."
and
"life is too short to hate eopel.

[ 07-21-2003, 05:50 AM: Message edited by: Dragonshadow ]

[Finn]

I actually heard someone say this right in front of my face..... [img]smile.gif[/img]


Person 1: My Norwegian friend told me that he prefers the weather in our country.

Person 2: Oh, what's the weather like in Norwegia??




[ 07-21-2003, 10:04 AM: Message edited by: Finn ]

[johnny]

That's old Europe.

[Stratos]

Any of these:

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. -- Vice President Dan Quayle * I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change. -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/22/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92) * The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. -- Senator Dan Quayle, 9/15/88 (reported in Esquire, 8/92, The New Yorker, 10/10/88, p.102) * This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States! -- Senator Dan Quayle, 9/2/88 (reported in Esquire, 8/92) * One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is `to be prepared'. -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 12/6/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92) * If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure. -- Vice President Dan Quayle, to the Phoenix Republican Forum, 3/23/90 (reported in Esquire, 8/92) Also reported by Reuters, 5/2/90 * Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we're going forward to tomorrow or whether we're going to go past to the -- to the back! -- Senator Dan Quayle, 8/17/88 (reported in Esquire, 8/92) * What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. -- Vice President Dan Quayle winning friends while speaking to the United Negro College Fund, 5/9/89 This gem has been added to Bartlett's `Familiar Quotations'. (reported in Esquire, 8/92) (reported in the NY Times, 12/9/92) * Take a breath, Al... Inhale. -- Vice President Dan Quayle politely cutting off Senator Al Gore during the VP Debate in Atlanta, 10/13/92. Gov. Zell Miller of Georgia said that Dan Quayle reminded him of one of his grandkids when they've had too much sugar. * Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child. -- Senator Dan Quayle, US News and World Report (10/10/88) * Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here. -- Vice President Dan Quayle, Hawaii, 4/25/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92) * Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts. -- Vice President Dan Quayle addressing the 20th anniversary celebration of the moon landing, 7/20/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92) * Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe. -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/11/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92) * The loss of life will be irreplaceable. -- Vice President Dan Quayle after the San Francisco earthquake, 10/19/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92) * Bobby Knight told me this: ``There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense.'' In other words a good offense wins. -- Senator Dan Quayle, in a speech to the City Club of Chicago, comparing the offensive capabilities of the Warsaw Pact with the defensive system of NATO, 9/8/88 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

Hilarious.

Source: http://www.xmission.com/~mwalker/DQ/...l.of.fame.html

[Aviehenda]

Quotes:

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
-Anonymous Manufacturer-

"Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier."
- Anonymous Traffic Report

"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather."
- Arab News report

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
Lee Iacocca

[/)eathKiller]

Spheres do not exist, they are merley cubes without corners...

[IronDragon]

These are all by Our illustrious president, George W. Bush

"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating." --U.S. News & World Report, April 3, 2000 "Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning" --Florence, SC, Jan. 11, 2000 "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." --Reuters, May 5, 2000 "I think we agree, the past is over." --On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000 "Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometime until we get an objective analysis." --Meet the Press, April 15, 2000 "We want our teachers to be trained so they can meet the obligations; their obligations as teachers. We want them to know how to teach the science of reading. In order to make sure there's not this kind of federal cufflink." --Fritsche Middle School, Milwaukee, March 30, 2000 "The fact that he relies on facts -- says things that are not factual -- are going to undermine his campaign." --New York Times, March 4, 2000 "It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature." --Los Angeles, Feb. 23, 2000 "I understand small business growth. I was one." --New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000 "If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign." --Hilton Head, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000 "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." --Pella, Iowa, as quoted in the San Antonio Express News, Jan. 30, 2000" "This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve." --Speaking during Perseverance Month at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000 "This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --At a South Carolina oyster roast; quoted in the Financial Times, Jan.14, 2000 "Keep good relations with the Grecians." --Quoted in the Economist, June 12, 1999 "I did denounce it. I de-I denounced it. I denounced interracial dating. --Referring to his Bob Jones University visit and the subsequent criticism, Virginia, February 25, 2000 "I would have said yes to abortion if only it was right. I mean, yeah it's right. Well no it's not right that's why I said no to it." --South Carolina, February 14,2000 "The fundamental question is: 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective." --New York Times, 7/28/99 "Down in Washington they're playing with Social Security like it's some kind of government program!" -NBC Nightly News (Date unknown, anyone out there know?) "The reason we start a war is to fight a war, win a war, thereby causing no more war!" --The first Presidential debate "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully" --Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 "Will the highways on the Internet become more few?" --Concord, N.H., Jan. 29, 2000 “More and more of our imports come from overseas." --Beaverton, Ore., Sep. 25, 2000 "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier...just as long as I'm the dictator..." --Washington, DC, Dec 18, 2000, during his first trip to Washington as President-Elect "There's a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say, 'I don't want you to let me down again.'" — Boston, Massachusetts, October 3, 2000 "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question" --Reynoldsburg, Ohio, October 4, 2000 "You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." --February 21, 2001 - President Bush at Townsend Elementary School, touting his education reform plans.

And my personal favorite:

"There ought to be limits to freedom" --at a Press conference at the Texas State House, May 21, 1999