Jerk Of The Month

skywalker · 10-12-2001, 02:09 PM

Saw this in the paper today!

Daschle's beef jerky draws bomb squad!

Washington- Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle's taste for beef jerky scared his security guards into calling a bomb squad;
Daschle's monthly supply of jerky arrived at his Washington house early one morning last week, and the Capitol Police officers keeping watch outside were alarmed by the package label: "Jerk Of The Month", the South Dakota Democrat told reporters Thursday.
The guards called a bomb squad, complete with dogs and an X-ray machine. The squad, after opening the package, discovered it contained no more than that month's flavor of cured beef.
"The guards were embarrassed," daschle recalled.
-From wire reports.

Mark

10-12-2001, 02:49 PM

LOL! Makes me wonder what you read in your spare time, Mark....

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Blade · 10-12-2001, 02:56 PM

Not what i expected

LOL what do you read in your spare time though? I don't know where you people get these things

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skywalker · 10-12-2001, 03:43 PM

This was in a back page from The Burlington Free Press! Vermont's biggest newspaper!

Mark

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10-12-2001, 02:09 PM	#1
skywalker Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: VT, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,097	Saw this in the paper today! Daschle's beef jerky draws bomb squad! Washington- Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle's taste for beef jerky scared his security guards into calling a bomb squad; Daschle's monthly supply of jerky arrived at his Washington house early one morning last week, and the Capitol Police officers keeping watch outside were alarmed by the package label: "Jerk Of The Month", the South Dakota Democrat told reporters Thursday. The guards called a bomb squad, complete with dogs and an X-ray machine. The squad, after opening the package, discovered it contained no more than that month's flavor of cured beef. "The guards were embarrassed," daschle recalled. -From wire reports. Mark

10-12-2001, 02:49 PM	#2
Sorcerer Alex Guest Posts: n/a	LOL! Makes me wonder what you read in your spare time, Mark.... ------------------ Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB

10-12-2001, 02:56 PM	#3
Blade Emerald Dragon Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: spokane wa usa Age: 40 Posts: 926	Not what i expected LOL what do you read in your spare time though? I don't know where you people get these things ------------------ All blades cut, be they made from metal or wood, but the sharpest and deadliest blade is the one of knowledge. An Archmage of the HADB

10-12-2001, 03:43 PM	#4
skywalker Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: VT, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,097	This was in a back page from The Burlington Free Press! Vermont's biggest newspaper! Mark

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