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07-17-2001, 11:22 PM
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Ninja Storm Shadow
 Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
Age: 61
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An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I
hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts. "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares... Now what do we tell them for Christmas? ------------------  "the memories of a man in his old age, are deeds of a man in his prime" |
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07-18-2001, 01:04 AM
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Manshoon
 Join Date: June 1, 2001
Location: Land of Hymdale
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LOL! Good one. I might have to cut and paste that for future use...
 ------------------ "Beware fool that you put too much stock in the power of the spoken word, lest the unspoken one trample you from behind." Kormar |
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07-18-2001, 01:26 AM
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Manshoon
Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Tacoma, WA
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Haha! That was pretty good!
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07-18-2001, 02:32 AM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: May 24, 2001
Location: The Lands of Forever
Age: 38
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*chuckle* That's pretty good! I love it!
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07-18-2001, 08:55 AM
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Birmingham, West Mid\'s, England
Age: 86
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And I thought this was going to be a serious thread, lol!
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07-18-2001, 08:59 AM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Manila, Philippines
Age: 38
Posts: 4,864
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i thought so too...
this was fun... i know the next one! You're daddy's/mommy's dying... she wants to see you... if that does notwork.. ah.h.. ------------------  Yukishiro Tomoe |
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07-18-2001, 08:59 AM
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Emerald Dragon
 Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Tennessee, U.S.A.
Age: 74
Posts: 996
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A good laugh to start the day. Funny. I love it. Keep 'em coming John.
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