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Old 07-17-2001, 11:22 PM   #1
John D Harris
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An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I
hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I
are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man
says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this,
so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like
heck they're getting divorced," she shouts. "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You
are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there.
I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until
then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he
says, "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares...
Now what do we tell them for Christmas?


"the memories of a man in his old age,
are deeds of a man in his prime"
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Old 07-18-2001, 01:04 AM   #2
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LOL! Good one. I might have to cut and paste that for future use...

"Beware fool that you put too much stock in the power of the spoken word, lest the unspoken one trample you from behind."
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Old 07-18-2001, 01:26 AM   #3

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Haha! That was pretty good!
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Old 07-18-2001, 02:32 AM   #4
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*chuckle* That's pretty good! I love it!


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Old 07-18-2001, 08:55 AM   #5
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And I thought this was going to be a serious thread, lol!


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Old 07-18-2001, 08:59 AM   #6
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i thought so too...

this was fun... i know the next one!

You're daddy's/mommy's dying... she wants to see you...

if that does notwork.. ah.h..


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Old 07-18-2001, 08:59 AM   #7
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A good laugh to start the day. Funny. I love it. Keep 'em coming John.

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