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01-30-2003, 01:32 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: November 15, 2001
Location: Asheville, NC
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What Makes 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100% ? If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far ass kissing will take you. A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH
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01-30-2003, 04:19 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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Cool, maybe I should give these formulae to those annoying demanding upper level people.
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01-30-2003, 08:31 PM
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Harper
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Lancs, England
Age: 39
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Like that one Dwight!
Quality mate!
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01-30-2003, 08:39 PM
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Hathor
 Join Date: October 11, 2001
Location: At My Computer
Age: 43
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somone actually told that joke at a meeting I was at in my company.
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