Your Finest Mink...oldie

Arvon · 11-17-2002, 11:10 AM

Your Finest Mink

A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."

"No problem! I'll write you a check!"

"Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared."

So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged, "How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn`t a single penny in your checking account!!"

"I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"

Jeffi0 · 11-17-2002, 11:49 AM

I don't get it...

Mack_Attack · 11-17-2002, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeffi0:
I don't get it...

Well think it as a wild sex romp in the dark. I hope this helps.

Jeffi0 · 11-17-2002, 01:10 PM

I still don't get it...

Sir Krustin · 11-17-2002, 01:40 PM

If you have to explain it, it isn't funny anymore but here goes:

The man was trying to impress the woman by buying a fur coat for her and/or make her think he has lots of money, and it's implied she responded by gratifying him. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Downunda · 11-17-2002, 01:47 PM

I do get it

Charean · 11-17-2002, 04:06 PM

Hey, I was amused.

Wouldn't want to be the man when she found out she wasn't getting the mink, tho!

Dagorion · 11-17-2002, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Krustin:
If you have to explain it, it isn't funny anymore but here goes:

The man was trying to impress the woman by buying a fur coat for her and/or make her think he has lots of money, and it's implied she responded by gratifying him. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I still dont get it...

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller · 11-18-2002, 10:51 AM

*whistles* that's a good one [img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-17-2002, 11:10 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Your Finest Mink A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000." "No problem! I'll write you a check!" "Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared." So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged, "How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn`t a single penny in your checking account!!" "I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

11-17-2002, 11:49 AM	#2
Jeffi0 Zhentarim Guard Join Date: September 3, 2002 Location: Canada Age: 40 Posts: 308	I don't get it... __________________ <br /><br />[url]\"http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010302\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010302</a> First 8-Bit Theater comic. The first few aren\'t really funny, but the rest are great.

11-17-2002, 01:10 PM	#4
Jeffi0 Zhentarim Guard Join Date: September 3, 2002 Location: Canada Age: 40 Posts: 308	I still don't get it... __________________ <br /><br />[url]\"http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010302\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010302</a> First 8-Bit Theater comic. The first few aren\'t really funny, but the rest are great.

11-17-2002, 01:40 PM	#5
Sir Krustin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Peterborough, ON, CANADA Age: 60 Posts: 1,394	If you have to explain it, it isn't funny anymore but here goes: The man was trying to impress the woman by buying a fur coat for her and/or make her think he has lots of money, and it's implied she responded by gratifying him. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ If I say \"Eject!\" and you say \"Huh?\" - you\'ll be talking to yourself! - Maj. Bannister, <b>Steel Tiger</b>

11-17-2002, 01:47 PM	#6
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 45 Posts: 2,975	I do get it __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

11-17-2002, 04:06 PM	#7
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 60 Posts: 2,201	Hey, I was amused. Wouldn't want to be the man when she found out she wasn't getting the mink, tho! __________________ And then there were 6.

11-18-2002, 10:51 AM	#9
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	whistles that's a good one [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

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