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Old 09-21-2001, 04:59 AM   #1
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The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus'' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance followed by a thunderous prayer meeting,so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and how good He is... and I didn't notice that the light had changed.It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ''For the love of GOD! GO, GO!! Jesus Christ, GO!!'' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a ''sunny beach''...I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage son what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My son burst out laughing...why even HE was enjoying this religious experience! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed, so I waved one more time to my loving brothers and sisters, grinning, and drove on through the intersection.I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them all after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one more time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks.
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Old 09-21-2001, 08:45 AM   #2
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I've heard this one a few times before but it's always a classic.

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Old 09-21-2001, 12:27 PM   #3
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LMAO!

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Old 09-21-2001, 08:32 PM   #4
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bump for everyone
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Old 09-21-2001, 08:38 PM   #5
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Very funny Leo. Very good


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Old 09-22-2001, 01:31 AM   #6
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Mwahahaha! a classic joke, of course! dont think that could happen now unless you wanted your hand blown off...

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Old 09-22-2001, 01:43 AM   #7
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HONK!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!

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Old 09-22-2001, 06:30 PM   #8
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LOL!!

and HONK!

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Old 09-22-2001, 11:33 PM   #9
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Too Funny!


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Old 09-23-2001, 04:36 AM   #10
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The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus'' bumper sticker.
Bumper stickers are kinda fun

I was in the States a month ago and got myself a 'Squeeze my ass if ya think I'm sexy' sticker. So I stuck it on my back and went round town with it. Needless to say, hilarity was rife
 
 


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