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05-31-2001, 08:57 PM

Gwhanos's Bio (so everybody knows)

Gwhanosis
Race: Baatazu/Fallen Solar/Half God/Human/??????????
Aligment: Lawful Evil

Class: Figher/Mage/Cleric/*Mystical Being/**Lord Of Evil
Abilities
At Will: Fallen Solar Morph, Human Form, Baatezu Form, Fireball, Chain Lightning, Plane Shift, Summon Fallen Planetar, Summon Tanar'ri (any max of 5)
CloudKill, SpellTrap, Lord Of Evil Transmuting*** Mystic Storm Wave,
Stats (do oyu dare to know?)
Base Stats for Lord Of Evil/Mystical Being
Strength: 89
Dex: 75
Con: 100
Intel: 340
Wis: 220
Char: 21

Base Stats for Baatezu/Fallen Solar
strength: 45
dex: 34
con: 55
intel 340
wis: 220
char: 21

note that the baatezu has strength of 25, and con of 30.

Human (the weakest)
stren: 29
dex 27
con 26
intel 340
wis: 220
char: 21

Mean huh?

*: has qualities of: immunity from poison, and from normal weapons.
**: has a permenent Improved Mantle on, and cannot be hit by holy weapons (they actually heal him)
***: Lord Of Evil Transmuting- the ability to shape time and space and reality to Gwhanos's liking (ie death of bar and members) Can also cast any Alteration spells as a free action (note that the polymorph self is the D&d one, not the BG2 one!

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Will the real cheesy lich stop using timestop, stop using time stop, YEAH BABY! :1diablo:

caleb · 05-31-2001, 10:49 PM

Caleb

Chaotic good monk (thank you shadowkeeper)

Strength:18
Constitution:18
Dexterity:18
Intelligence:12
Wisdom:14
Charisma:9

+99999999999 to hit and damage vs all powerful munchkin characters
Immune to cheese insta kills from all powerful munchkins

Your f****d now gwanos.

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BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

05-31-2001, 11:33 PM

Can kill anything he chooses with a light wind brushing the wood on the bar table. IS INVINCIBLE AND HAS 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999 hp.

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Will the real cheesy lich stop using timestop, stop using time stop, YEAH BABY! :1diablo:

SSJ4Sephiroth · 06-01-2001, 12:08 AM

Sephiroth casts Pale Horse on Gwanos and says, 'calm down buddy, lemme buy u a drink!' secretly slips some poison into gwanos' drink

sylent · 06-01-2001, 01:47 AM

Sounds like a good plan Sephiroth...

- "Modesty is obviously a foreign concept to some"

[This message has been edited by sylent (edited 06-01-2001).]

06-01-2001, 04:01 AM

Ghwano, do you know what an Old One is? Basically they are to Gods as Gods are to mortals. Read "Immortal Fury" and you will find a God cannot even defend himself against a pissed off Old One. Therefore you are not immune. You might reform back on your home plane or whatever but you are not immune. If you insist on attacking Bar patrons for the sake of it, however, you may get moderatored out of the Bar - they're more powerful than Old Ones

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To hurt one, you need to destroy everything (living or otherwise) in every universe SIMULTANEOUSLY, including yourself. And since, to quote TSR, "No God knows ALL the multiverse" this is not possible

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html

Leagle · 06-01-2001, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Shield:
you may get moderatored out of the Bar - they're more powerful than Old Ones

The almighty Woodworms (who have existed since before the creation of space and time) gasp in fear at the raw abilities of the chaos power, M*o*d*e*r*a*t*i*o*n.

Neb · 06-01-2001, 06:30 AM

IC

Kivan ignores the fact that he has been killed since everyone in the bar except for Sarevok who is flat, Irenicus who is headless and Gwhanos who is brainless, regenerates in no time, Kivan also ignores Gwhanos' insane stats since they are probably just fiction, Kivan then nails Gwhanos to the outside wall of the Bar and uses him for archery practice.

OOC

Kivan has 100% magic resistance, also 100% resistance to godlike powers, except for those of LS, he also has 100% fire, acid, cold and electricity resistance, he also has the power "Turn into a less godlike creature" which he has used on Gwhanos to turn him into an ordinary mortal.

Leagle · 06-01-2001, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by caleb:
Goku is the most powerful at the last episode of dragonball gt so there

He is also thick as sh*t, annoying, etc, etc. Even Gohan believes he does not take things seriously enough.

caleb · 06-01-2001, 07:18 AM

Yea but he can bitch slap gohan if he starts talking crap

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05-31-2001, 08:57 PM	#81
Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil Guest Posts: n/a	Gwhanos's Bio (so everybody knows) Gwhanosis Race: Baatazu/Fallen Solar/Half God/Human/?????????? Aligment: Lawful Evil Class: Figher/Mage/Cleric/Mystical Being/Lord Of Evil Abilities At Will: Fallen Solar Morph, Human Form, Baatezu Form, Fireball, Chain Lightning, Plane Shift, Summon Fallen Planetar, Summon Tanar'ri (any max of 5) CloudKill, SpellTrap, Lord Of Evil Transmuting** Mystic Storm Wave, Stats (do oyu dare to know?) Base Stats for Lord Of Evil/Mystical Being Strength: 89 Dex: 75 Con: 100 Intel: 340 Wis: 220 Char: 21 Base Stats for Baatezu/Fallen Solar strength: 45 dex: 34 con: 55 intel 340 wis: 220 char: 21 note that the baatezu has strength of 25, and con of 30. Human (the weakest) stren: 29 dex 27 con 26 intel 340 wis: 220 char: 21 Mean huh? : has qualities of: immunity from poison, and from normal weapons. : has a permenent Improved Mantle on, and cannot be hit by holy weapons (they actually heal him) **: Lord Of Evil Transmuting- the ability to shape time and space and reality to Gwhanos's liking (ie death of bar and members) Can also cast any Alteration spells as a free action (note that the polymorph self is the D&d one, not the BG2 one! ------------------ Will the real cheesy lich stop using timestop, stop using time stop, YEAH BABY! :1diablo:

05-31-2001, 10:49 PM	#82
caleb Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: April 10, 2001 Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A. Age: 39 Posts: 2,615	Caleb Chaotic good monk (thank you shadowkeeper) Strength:18 Constitution:18 Dexterity:18 Intelligence:12 Wisdom:14 Charisma:9 +99999999999 to hit and damage vs all powerful munchkin characters Immune to cheese insta kills from all powerful munchkins Your f****d now gwanos. ------------------ BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

05-31-2001, 11:33 PM	#83
Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil Guest Posts: n/a	Can kill anything he chooses with a light wind brushing the wood on the bar table. IS INVINCIBLE AND HAS 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999 hp. ------------------ Will the real cheesy lich stop using timestop, stop using time stop, YEAH BABY! :1diablo:

06-01-2001, 12:08 AM	#84
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	Sephiroth casts Pale Horse on Gwanos and says, 'calm down buddy, lemme buy u a drink!' secretly slips some poison into gwanos' drink

06-01-2001, 01:47 AM	#85
sylent Emerald Dragon Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 40 Posts: 948	Sounds like a good plan Sephiroth... - "Modesty is obviously a foreign concept to some" [This message has been edited by sylent (edited 06-01-2001).]

06-01-2001, 04:01 AM	#86
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	Ghwano, do you know what an Old One is? Basically they are to Gods as Gods are to mortals. Read "Immortal Fury" and you will find a God cannot even defend himself against a pissed off Old One. Therefore you are not immune. You might reform back on your home plane or whatever but you are not immune. If you insist on attacking Bar patrons for the sake of it, however, you may get moderatored out of the Bar - they're more powerful than Old Ones . To hurt one, you need to destroy everything (living or otherwise) in every universe SIMULTANEOUSLY, including yourself. And since, to quote TSR, "No God knows ALL the multiverse" this is not possible ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html

06-01-2001, 06:30 AM	#88
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	IC Kivan ignores the fact that he has been killed since everyone in the bar except for Sarevok who is flat, Irenicus who is headless and Gwhanos who is brainless, regenerates in no time, Kivan also ignores Gwhanos' insane stats since they are probably just fiction, Kivan then nails Gwhanos to the outside wall of the Bar and uses him for archery practice. OOC Kivan has 100% magic resistance, also 100% resistance to godlike powers, except for those of LS, he also has 100% fire, acid, cold and electricity resistance, he also has the power "Turn into a less godlike creature" which he has used on Gwhanos to turn him into an ordinary mortal.

06-01-2001, 07:18 AM	#90
caleb Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: April 10, 2001 Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A. Age: 39 Posts: 2,615	Yea but he can bitch slap gohan if he starts talking crap

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