BG2 Bar Part 4 - The Beer Home

[jabidas]

In that case im going to sulk so there


Ok im bored of that now I feel it is time to get up on the table and do a jig again ah yes.After that perhaps ill stare out the window some more or not then

Ok time for some more vicous and evil chemicals which everyone says are sick and\or wrong

------------------

Originally posted by jabidas: In that case im going to sulk so there Ok im bored of that now I feel it is time to get up on the table and do a jig again ah yes.After that perhaps ill stare out the window some more or not then Ok time for some more vicous and evil chemicals which everyone says are sick and\or wrong

.
You might get in trouble with the Harmonium. We're still in Sigil remember. In fact, I shall post a poll:

http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/No...ML/000117.html


------------------
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html


[This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 06-07-2001).]

[Neb]

The merry little band(Tiax, Kivan, Morte and Dak'kon) return to the Bar after slaughtering the last remaining Abishai on the battlefield, they've also taken a short trip to Baator(2 hours) because they needed some Baatezu to slaughter, after returning to the Bar, Morte and Dak'kon go over and sit in a corner and order some shift spice and seaplums and Tiax and Kivan go up to the bar and orders some Jubilex banana pudding, with chocolate sauce.

"Hey LS is the battle over or what, because I want to get involved" Angel says

------------------
Do you TIRE of MORTAL LIFE so much that you SEEK to end it at the HANDS of

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/evermeet

[Neb]

After hearing a rumor(From a certain archlich over in the GD), that LS hides lots of beer in the attic, Kivan and Tiax immediately run up the stairs, and into the attic to search for it.

[Melusine]

Melusine flutters after them to see if they don't make too much of a mess, and finds Kivan and Tiax already lying in drunken stupor on the attic floor. Mel grins and tiptoes near them.... then she cries into their ears: WEDGIE!!!!!!! She pulls their undies over their heads and runs for it, giggling like mad!
But then she feels guilty and calls over her shoulder: "You're welcome to some more of that ale, guys, and invite the other bar members as well.... we'll throw a beer party in the attic "

------------------
Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar

Your voice is ambrosia

[This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 06-07-2001).]

[Neb]

After Tiax pulls his golden pantaloons off of his head, Kivan shouts "Come up here everyone! There's free beer!"

[jabidas]

Hey mister tambourine man sing a song for me in a jingle jangle morning ill what free beer just so long as the gila monsters that are hunting me dont get in there does anyone have some ether by the way its for my heart I swear.The bats somebody help me great big bloddy manta rays are eating me eating me do you hear.

Several stiff drinks later im feeling a lot better, so anyone want to go on a mureder binge kind of like alcahol one only we go around killing people at random instead of drinking because alcahol is so boring and pubs more so its just so damn well typical.

Yes things is good I have the apocalypse cow beware because I shall rule the world, me and the cow in the sky with diamondsss drool

------------------

[Neb]

After Jabidas gets thoroughly drunk and can hardly stand on his own feet, Kivan and Tiax pull off his pants, put them on his head, and shove him down to everyone else(Of course remembering to go through his pockets first ).

[jabidas]

Ah yeah what are you talking about NEB I dont wear any underwear you Dirty little Pervert( yet again I tell a lie)
Just for that im going to tell you that I like oranges and I reject god and all his empty works so there. SODOMITE.

You know this really shouldnt go tooo far in that direction but ah what the hell wedgie right back at you not only that meteor wedgie(it exists I swear)

------------------