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Old 02-05-2002, 08:28 AM   #1
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Has anyone tried any of these?


1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 2-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I
think we have a Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.

5. Put M&M's on layaway.

6. Move 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' signs to carpet areas.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others that you'll
only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why
won't you people leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while
you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission
Impossible.'

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack, and when people browse through
say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into the fitting room and yell really loud, "Hey we're out of
toilet paper in here!"
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Old 02-05-2002, 08:38 AM   #2
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
I havent laughed that hard in awhile now.

I really like this one "13. Hide in the clothing rack, and when people browse through
say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!""
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Old 02-05-2002, 08:53 AM   #3
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This is some funny stuff. Did you make all of it up? *laughs*
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Old 02-05-2002, 09:00 AM   #4
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LOL oh that's great.

15. Go into the fitting room and yell really loud, "Hey we're out of
toilet paper in here!"

had me laughing so hard.
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Old 02-05-2002, 09:02 AM   #5
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quote:
Originally posted by Roxi:
This is some funny stuff. Did you make all of it up? *laughs*


I must admit, I got it via email from a buddy of mine.
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Old 02-05-2002, 09:11 AM   #6
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quote:
Originally posted by AngelofDeath:


I must admit, I got it via email from a buddy of mine.



Well nevertheless, it's hilarious. That first one, though we never did those items... heh....... we used to put various things in peoples shopping carts at grocery stores and even at K-Mart. Grew up a little bit since then. I think.
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Old 02-05-2002, 09:17 AM   #7
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ROFLMAO. My husband routinely glares at the people who search your cart and generally act like you are a criminal, and says (in a bad German accent) "Let me see your papers."
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Old 02-05-2002, 09:37 AM   #8
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I was watching an old skit of George Carlin's once where he talks about grocery shopping and what happens when you discover one of the items you wanted were sold out but then, carting through the aisles you spy that very item in someone elses cart. And since that stuff hasn't yet been bought how to go ahead and shop from the other persons cart all you want.
I thought that'd be so funny to do.
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Old 02-05-2002, 09:59 AM   #9
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quote:
Originally posted by Roxi:
I was watching an old skit of George Carlin's once where he talks about grocery shopping and what happens when you discover one of the items you wanted were sold out but then, carting through the aisles you spy that very item in someone elses cart. And since that stuff hasn't yet been bought how to go ahead and shop from the other persons cart all you want.
I thought that'd be so funny to do.



Or running into the 7-11(kwiki-mart) early one sunday morning, and yellin at the top of your lungs ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAY and just as quickly running back out.....

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Old 02-05-2002, 10:28 AM   #10
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ROTFL.....Heeelp, I need air....can't breathe....can't breathe.

(gasp, gasp)

Ohmygosh, these are some of the funniest things I've ever seen.

I love the apple juice trail.....

I never did the alarm clocks, but I would go to the electronics department and turn the volume all the way up on all the boom boxes. Once, I was literally halfway across the store when I heard somebody turn one on.
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