Cut scene from Rikard vs Wah...our daily laugh! - Page 5

Lioness · 09-07-2001, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Larry_OHF:
Conquering? It looks like you are the one on top!

sssh...don't tell him that!

G'night, cya tomorrow.

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Sword Saint of the HADB Clan
Waitress and entertainer at Cloudy's Cafe
Lil' Angel

Larry_OHF · 09-07-2001, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lioness:

G'night, cya tomorrow.

Good night, and thank you for having fun with us tonight!
Was that a three-some???

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Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth

Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa
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Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

Jerome · 09-08-2001, 04:12 AM

ROTFL!

Classic....*wipes tear from eye*

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Melusine · 09-08-2001, 04:26 AM

I bookmarked a hilarious thread once but when my PC crashed I lost all my bookmarks

Tried a search but couldn't find it. Does anybody remember a little thread called something like "the 15 point guide to understanding Rikard"???? It was hilarious! Rikard at his finest

Would be cool if someone found it

Oh and Larry!

Dude those last posts of yours were hilarious...

Avatar · 09-08-2001, 05:12 AM

Hi Rikard! I speak Mandarin fluently, I was born in China and lived there for 8 years before migrating to the U.K. You have to "relearn it"?? Were you born in Holland? That could be hard speaking all those languages. I never mastered the languages anyway. I'm more of a maths, science and history person. I can speak and read but writting is damn hard!!!!

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09-08-2001, 05:43 AM

I never did learn Mandarin since my parents were born in Wenzhou
And Wenzhou people are quite proud of being from Wenzhou and thus first and formost speak Wenzhounese
That I learned and forgot and have to relearn

Live is hard when you have a weak memory

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I Am The SunGod
Here To Enlighten You

09-08-2001, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jerome:
BAH. THE NECROMANCER WILL NOT STAND IN MY WAY THIS TIME.

ARE YOU WITH ME LARRY? OR WILL YOU FALL BENEATH MY HEEL LIKE THE REST OF THE PITIFUL MORTALS?

DOES THOU HONESTLY THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME WHILEST THOU HAVE BEEN DEFEATED ALL THOSE BLOODY TIMES

AND THAT WAS BEFORE I BECAME GOD OF CAPS LOCKS

THINK AGAIN LITTLE ONE
WHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Memnoch · 09-08-2001, 09:04 AM

How about this from Nazgul's entry into the forum in the twilight days of the old blue Ultraboard.

Quote:

Nazgul:
Cast away your false gods! The undead lord is here, and all who does not worship him will fall victim to hellish torture, only to be mindless slaves of the undead lord!
This black god of darkness is called Skallaskrath! the worshipers of him is already up in
the number of 300 bg2 players! And the ridiculous "holy flame" shall be krushed!
To be one of the worshipers mail me at "mjukost77@hotmail.com" (take a wild guess wich country i am from.) tell me your forum name and other relevent info. Do this and ye shall not be slayed! The army of skallaskrath is 279 liches, 197 drows, 20 dracoliches and 500 skeleton warriors!

Quote:

RAISTLIN:
OHF will not submit to your tyranny. However, if you walk away quietly andhumblw with your tail between your legs, we will not crush you like a nutated gibberling

Quote:

Cloudbringer:
teehee...anyone seen my flyswatter?!

StormQueen

Quote:

Rikard:
Hm are you challeging us Nazghoul?
The OHF will crush you

Quote:

Rikard:
The army of skallaskrath is 279 liches, 197 drows, 20 dracoliches and 500 skeleton warriors!

And we've got Rikard
You'll never win

Quote:

Nazgul:
You pity worms are nothing. Absolutely nothing. Skallaskrath is to powerfull for any of you. you will be mauled as divients and then sacrificed to the dark lord. and i forgot one thing...Skallaskrath army also has 150 necromancers, and 10 demiliches. you challeging me would be like a gibberling challeging a Dragon. Skallaskrath is all mighty and you canot stop him.and also after i posted this i´ve got 20 people to mail me, begging for membership. only by doing that they will avoid getting their skin flayed and their balls cut off.

Quote:

Nazgul:
and who is this rikard? some sort of slave?

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Larry_OHF · 09-08-2001, 02:21 PM

quote:
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Rikard:
The army of skallaskrath is 279 liches, 197 drows, 20 dracoliches and 500 skeleton warriors!
And we've got Rikard...
You'll never win

haaaaaa haaaaaa!
Thanks for that one Memnoch!

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Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth

Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa
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Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

09-08-2001, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Rikard_OHF
unregistered posted February 19, 2001 04:44 PM
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As partial Clanmaster of the Holy Flame
I hereby Declare WAR to NAZGAY

FOLLOW ME MY SONS WE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS

it took 2 full pages before we finally declared war...

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I Am The SunGod
Here To Enlighten You

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09-08-2001, 04:12 AM	#43
Jerome Knight of the Rose Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 38 Posts: 4,418	ROTFL! Classic....wipes tear from eye ------------------

09-08-2001, 04:26 AM	#44
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 43 Posts: 6,541	I bookmarked a hilarious thread once but when my PC crashed I lost all my bookmarks Tried a search but couldn't find it. Does anybody remember a little thread called something like "the 15 point guide to understanding Rikard"???? It was hilarious! Rikard at his finest Would be cool if someone found it Oh and Larry! Dude those last posts of yours were hilarious...

09-08-2001, 05:12 AM	#45
Avatar Vampire Join Date: April 28, 2001 Location: Cambridge Age: 40 Posts: 3,877	Hi Rikard! I speak Mandarin fluently, I was born in China and lived there for 8 years before migrating to the U.K. You have to "relearn it"?? Were you born in Holland? That could be hard speaking all those languages. I never mastered the languages anyway. I'm more of a maths, science and history person. I can speak and read but writting is damn hard!!!! ------------------

09-08-2001, 05:43 AM	#46
Rikard Guest Posts: n/a	I never did learn Mandarin since my parents were born in Wenzhou And Wenzhou people are quite proud of being from Wenzhou and thus first and formost speak Wenzhounese That I learned and forgot and have to relearn Live is hard when you have a weak memory ------------------ I Am The SunGod Here To Enlighten You

09-08-2001, 02:21 PM	#49
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rikard: The army of skallaskrath is 279 liches, 197 drows, 20 dracoliches and 500 skeleton warriors! And we've got Rikard... You'll never win haaaaaa haaaaaa! Thanks for that one Memnoch! ------------------ Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa --------------------- Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

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