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Old 05-01-2002, 01:28 PM   #21
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mmm, lets see

men had went to war for women
men had killed for women
men had died for women
men had built castles for women
men had destroyed nations for women

man is a fast, strong and intelligent sword, and a woman wields him well ^^
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Old 05-01-2002, 01:33 PM   #22
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Or you could have just shortened the automatic Kalasnikov (damn name, never spelled it before, but hopefully I got it right) to the AK-47 [img]tongue.gif[/img]
good boy! you know that name! heres your reward!
*throws a cookie on the floor*
well, what are you waiting for? go and get it!
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Old 05-01-2002, 01:34 PM   #23
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::Throws himself ot the floor and devours the cookies in the matter of milliseconds:: Hehe, thank you
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Old 05-01-2002, 01:44 PM   #24
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men had went to war for women
...
men had destroyed nations for women
when exatly?
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Old 05-01-2002, 01:53 PM   #25
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Think of it as back in the Stone Age...

[CaveMan] Ooga Booga booga schmooga doo!
:translation: Me go get food!

[CaveWoman] Booga ooga looga boo!
:translation: Me come kill with you!

[CaveMan] OOGA BOOGA WOOGA WOOGA!
:translation: ME SEE CAVEMAN! ME KILL! ME KILL!

[CaveMan2] OOGA BOOGA SCHNOOGA KOOGA!
:translation: Me get your woman and land!

[CaveMan] Schnooga mooga booga booga!
:translation: Over me dead body!

[they fight for a bit and caveman hits caveman two over the head with his club and kills him, then steps on him bellowing out into the sky]

[CaveMan] OOGA BOOGA HOOGA SCHNOOGA!
:translation: Me smash yuour cave and take control!

[CaveMan starts smashing the cave and his structures, therefore, men are superior and they took over the first cavemen! But then came the Ice age. All were wiped out, but here we go again, men fighting wars against other "Cavemen", trying to take the superiority away from them, and have as their own]
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Old 05-01-2002, 02:30 PM   #26
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So from what i hear so far, men can concentrate and Multi task!
Well other than give birth is there ANYTHING that we can't do?
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Old 05-01-2002, 02:39 PM   #27
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whoa dude, you've really done it this time !
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Old 05-01-2002, 03:47 PM   #28
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what man would want to give birth?thats what the chicks are for.bare foot AND in the kitchen.
stands back and waits for the incoming artillery.
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Old 05-01-2002, 03:53 PM   #29
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So from what i hear so far, men can concentrate and Multi task!
Well other than give birth is there ANYTHING that we can't do?
Hopefully as a man, you'll be able to take the beating you are about to recieve from the IW ladies. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 05-01-2002, 04:25 PM   #30
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So what you are saying really is that woman ran the world and had the men do all the dirty work. Food gathering, killing, building, an such. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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