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Old 09-26-2001, 11:17 AM   #1
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OK...I am in charge of receiving packages inbound to our company. I get one that is a Sony Lap-top computer. There is nobody's name on it to deliver it to. there is a note from the guy who sent it to Sony for repairs (HD)...the note explained the problem that Sony was to look into. He had used a memo note-pad from our company to send it. He had his phone# on the note. I called him to ask if he was the owner of a Sony Laptop. He said that the Laptop was the property of the President of Prosperity Bank. He was anxious to find it, because it was late. He wondered who I was, and why did I have it. I asked him if he had a Triad memo-pad on his desk. Yes. Did you include your own return address on the memo?...oops! 'Ding 'Ding 'Ding! You could feel the guy's embarrasment over the phone! I shipped it back to him just now, to the proper address.

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Old 09-26-2001, 11:20 AM   #2
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And he had better send me some dang cookies for Christmas...
I just saved his life...
(I mean...that is his boss's PC, the President of the Bank!)


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Old 09-26-2001, 11:22 AM   #3
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LOL! That is too funny! I would have loved to have been a fly on his wall to see his face when the realization hit him!

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Old 09-26-2001, 12:08 PM   #4
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LOL!
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Old 09-26-2001, 01:09 PM   #5
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Originally posted by Larry_OHF:

And he had better send me some dang cookies for Christmas...
I just saved his life...
(I mean...that is his boss's PC, the President of the Bank!)


Whoohoo Cookies


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Old 09-26-2001, 01:19 PM   #6
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The old shipping manager of this company screwed up his
invoices and sent 500 video's on how to cook steak instead
of the actual steaks to the event. Talk about your mistakes.



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Old 09-26-2001, 02:40 PM   #7
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Originally posted by Larry_OHF:

And he had better send me some dang cookies for Christmas...


If he does, you're gonna share them with us right?



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Old 09-26-2001, 02:43 PM   #8
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If he does, you're gonna share them with us right?
Well, if he doesn't share them, you can always cast one of your more insidious Lawyer Spells...you know, the one where you get 1/3?

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Old 09-26-2001, 02:44 PM   #9
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If he does, you're gonna share them with us right?
uhhh...well, uhh...I guess...maybe, well....uhh...I suppose maybe,...



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