The Elderly Italian and the Priest

Arvon · 06-26-2004, 09:59 AM

The Elderly Italian Man & The Priest

An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession.

He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you have no need to confess that."

"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."

The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you! are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven."

"Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."

"And what is that?" said the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"

Xen · 06-26-2004, 10:07 AM

HAHA! I like this one a LOT! Good one Arvon. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Attalus · 06-26-2004, 10:58 AM

Good one, Arvon! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Nightcloak · 06-26-2004, 11:01 AM

Wow Arvon! Keep them comming, I liked this one a lot! BTW, where are you finding these jokes? Some of them are pretty hilarious.

Bahamut · 06-26-2004, 11:32 AM

LOL

How convenient.

Dron_Cah · 06-26-2004, 01:58 PM

The war's over?! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Liked the joke, heard it before, though. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Mack_Attack · 06-26-2004, 03:39 PM

I think I heard that one as well. But still a great one. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Lauren · 06-27-2004, 12:20 AM

Good joke Arvon

Keep the jokes coming in, it's nice to have a laugh every now and again.

Lord · 06-27-2004, 01:56 AM

Hahahaha. Arvon, you've seriously got some of the best jokes I've ever heard

06-26-2004, 09:59 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	The Elderly Italian Man & The Priest An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession. He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors." The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you! are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven." "Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question." "And what is that?" said the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

06-26-2004, 10:58 AM	#3
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	Good one, Arvon! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

06-26-2004, 11:01 AM	#4
Nightcloak Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: May 13, 2004 Location: United States Age: 36 Posts: 46	Wow Arvon! Keep them comming, I liked this one a lot! BTW, where are you finding these jokes? Some of them are pretty hilarious. __________________ \"Knowledge is glad she knows so much,<br />Wisdom is glad she knows no more.\"<br /><br /> [img]\"http://www32.brinkster.com/catspieville/badges/kenshin.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

06-26-2004, 11:32 AM	#5
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 39 Posts: 4,864	LOL How convenient. __________________ http://makeallthedifference.blogspot.com http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-b.../ikonboard.cgi

06-26-2004, 03:39 PM	#7
Mack_Attack Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld Join Date: May 22, 2001 Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada Age: 51 Posts: 2,929	I think I heard that one as well. But still a great one. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________

06-26-2004, 10:07 AM	#2
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	HAHA! I like this one a LOT! Good one Arvon. [img]smile.gif[/img]

06-26-2004, 01:58 PM	#6
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 37 Posts: 2,637	The war's over?! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Liked the joke, heard it before, though. [img]smile.gif[/img]

06-27-2004, 12:20 AM	#8
Lauren Baaz Draconian Join Date: May 24, 2004 Location: Bundaberg, Queensland, Australia Age: 35 Posts: 721	Good joke Arvon Keep the jokes coming in, it's nice to have a laugh every now and again. __________________ "So many thoughts running through my head, I know what you feel, I know what you dread; When a room's filled with laughter, when a room's filled with lies, you're the only one I know that's in disguise..."

06-27-2004, 01:56 AM	#9
Lord Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: June 3, 2003 Location: New York Age: 39 Posts: 3,302	Hahahaha. Arvon, you've seriously got some of the best jokes I've ever heard __________________ "You're a thief and a liar." "No, I only lied about being a thief."

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