05-31-2005, 03:03 PM | #1 |
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A tale is told about a small town that had historically been "dry," but then a local businessman decided to build a tavern. A group of Christians from a local church were concerned and planned an all-night prayer meeting to ask God to intervene.
It just so happened that shortly thereafter lightning struck the bar and it burned to the ground. The owner of the bar sued the church, claiming that the prayers of the congregation were responsible, but the church hired a lawyer to argue in court that they were not responsible. The presiding judge, after his initial review of the case, stated that "No matter how this case comes out, one thing is clear. The tavern owner believes in prayer and the Christians do not."
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05-31-2005, 03:15 PM | #2 |
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LOL! Guess they got 'em coming and going
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05-31-2005, 05:22 PM | #3 |
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got a small laugh out of me
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05-31-2005, 07:25 PM | #4 |
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Got to love logic.
"If we belive in god then we are resposible, but if we're resposible we'll get sued, but if we say we're not resposible then we don't belive in god...."
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