Miss Ironworks 2004

Animal · 06-02-2004, 07:24 PM

Mods, feel free to lock this thread down. The only reason I started it was because someone....I won't mention names...figured that everyone here on IW was too much of a wuss to start one.

So this is not, I repeat NOT, a serious thread.

Personally, I vote for Johnny for Miss Ironworks 2004!
I think his performance in the beer drinking competition was exceptional.

Contestants will be rated based upon the following categories:

1. Beer Drinking
2. Spamming
3. Fishnet speedo competition.

Johnny wins all three!

[ 06-02-2004, 07:26 PM: Message edited by: Animal ]

Vaskez · 06-02-2004, 07:33 PM

Ummm perhaps you should widen the criteria already. Obviously you were too much of a wuss to post a serious Miss IW thread

Of course to be politically correct, you'd have to post a Mr IW as well so the girls could get their own back.

Well Johnny does win in those categories you mentioned. As for drinking, Xzibit said it well:
"I can drink a whole Henessey fifth
Some call that a problem but I call it a gift"
wonder what Johnny calls it?

Anyway, think of some less restricting categories then I'll vote

shadowhound · 06-02-2004, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vaskez:

Well Johnny does win in those categories you mentioned. As for drinking, Xzibit said it well:
"I can drink a whole Henessey fifth
Some call that a problem but I call it a gift"
wonder what Johnny calls it?

A good start probably

Melusine · 06-02-2004, 07:37 PM

Heh, well I will mention names, and I think you're still a wuss because as Vaskez said you didn't dare start a serious thread!

But let's get on-topic; obviously it's the Lord of Alcohol who should win the fishnet speedo category. No contest, really.

johnny · 06-02-2004, 07:49 PM

I'm not into the fishnet speedo's anymore, i wear edible undies these days. You must have seen an old pic of me. You gotta understand... i was young and needed the money. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Animal · 06-02-2004, 08:05 PM

Well, I didn't see anyone else starting a thread, or coming up with any categories.

Okay how about these:

4. Flame-bait competition
5. Thread-killing competition
6. Troll tossing competition

So all you smart-alecs who figured it was too restrictive better come up with some yourself.

Vaskez · 06-02-2004, 08:19 PM

Well I'd have categories for:

- most stupid thread creation
- sarcasm
- wittiness

for a start, I'll try and think of some more

Melusine · 06-02-2004, 08:23 PM

Ooh, touchy.

These categories aren't comparable to the Miss Universe thing, I think that was the complaint. And also, you're making it into a general "awards" thread which mods usually go berserk about for some reason.

But all right, I'll play: I think most of the trolls were rooted out and kicked out quickly enough so we never got to know em. Huh. What a pity. [img]tongue.gif[/img] And the flame-baiting category... actually most people who post in CE have been guilty of it, to a greater or lesser extent. Whether they want to admit it or not.

Notorious threadkillers, then. I'm not sure we have any. In fact I wish we could trade a few thread-resurrecters and thread-beat-to-deathers and thread-flooders for a bunch of thread-killers. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 06-02-2004, 08:25 PM: Message edited by: Melusine ]

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 06-02-2004, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vaskez:
Well I'd have categories for:

- most stupid thread creation
- sarcasm
- wittiness

for a start, I'll try and think of some more

Bollocks Link Poster?

Larry_OHF · 06-02-2004, 08:38 PM

Sadly, I am not allowed to vote nor participate in the contest.

06-02-2004, 07:24 PM	#1
Animal Gold Dragon Join Date: March 29, 2002 Location: Canada Age: 51 Posts: 2,534	Mods, feel free to lock this thread down. The only reason I started it was because someone....I won't mention names...figured that everyone here on IW was too much of a wuss to start one. So this is not, I repeat NOT, a serious thread. Personally, I vote for Johnny for Miss Ironworks 2004! I think his performance in the beer drinking competition was exceptional. Contestants will be rated based upon the following categories: 1. Beer Drinking 2. Spamming 3. Fishnet speedo competition. Johnny wins all three! [ 06-02-2004, 07:26 PM: Message edited by: Animal ] __________________ It\'s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye...then it becomes a sport.<br /> [img]\"http://members.shaw.ca/mtholdings/bsmeter.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

06-02-2004, 07:33 PM	#2
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Ummm perhaps you should widen the criteria already. Obviously you were too much of a wuss to post a serious Miss IW thread Of course to be politically correct, you'd have to post a Mr IW as well so the girls could get their own back. Well Johnny does win in those categories you mentioned. As for drinking, Xzibit said it well: "I can drink a whole Henessey fifth Some call that a problem but I call it a gift" wonder what Johnny calls it? Anyway, think of some less restricting categories then I'll vote __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

06-02-2004, 07:37 PM	#4
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 43 Posts: 6,541	Heh, well I will mention names, and I think you're still a wuss because as Vaskez said you didn't dare start a serious thread! But let's get on-topic; obviously it's the Lord of Alcohol who should win the fishnet speedo category. No contest, really. __________________ [img]\"hosted/melusine.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Your voice is ambrosia

06-02-2004, 07:49 PM	#5
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	I'm not into the fishnet speedo's anymore, i wear edible undies these days. You must have seen an old pic of me. You gotta understand... i was young and needed the money. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

06-02-2004, 08:05 PM	#6
Animal Gold Dragon Join Date: March 29, 2002 Location: Canada Age: 51 Posts: 2,534	Well, I didn't see anyone else starting a thread, or coming up with any categories. Okay how about these: 4. Flame-bait competition 5. Thread-killing competition 6. Troll tossing competition So all you smart-alecs who figured it was too restrictive better come up with some yourself. __________________ It\'s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye...then it becomes a sport.<br /> [img]\"http://members.shaw.ca/mtholdings/bsmeter.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

06-02-2004, 08:19 PM	#7
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Well I'd have categories for: - most stupid thread creation - sarcasm - wittiness for a start, I'll try and think of some more

06-02-2004, 08:23 PM	#8
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 43 Posts: 6,541	Ooh, touchy. These categories aren't comparable to the Miss Universe thing, I think that was the complaint. And also, you're making it into a general "awards" thread which mods usually go berserk about for some reason. But all right, I'll play: I think most of the trolls were rooted out and kicked out quickly enough so we never got to know em. Huh. What a pity. [img]tongue.gif[/img] And the flame-baiting category... actually most people who post in CE have been guilty of it, to a greater or lesser extent. Whether they want to admit it or not. Notorious threadkillers, then. I'm not sure we have any. In fact I wish we could trade a few thread-resurrecters and thread-beat-to-deathers and thread-flooders for a bunch of thread-killers. [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 06-02-2004, 08:25 PM: Message edited by: Melusine ]

06-02-2004, 08:38 PM	#10
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	Sadly, I am not allowed to vote nor participate in the contest. __________________

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