To Beat an Australian

[Yorick]

Originally posted by Davros: Careful Wolfie, we Aussies stick together - besides, Yorick is buying the first drink - he will hit the bar 20 mins before me - just have the first one set up buddy .

LOL!

[WOLFGIR]

You use glue for that???

Yngvie Malmsten... URRRRKK! Dreaded memory, get out of my head!! NO MERCY!!!

[Donut]

Originally posted by Davros: Careful Wolfie, we Aussies stick together - besides, Yorick is buying the first drink - he will hit the bar 20 mins before me - just have the first one set up buddy .

Don't worry about the aussies Wolfie - I'll be there to back you up. Er, I just remembered I'll be at a different airport. Good luck Wolfie!

[Melusine]

Originally posted by Donut: Don't worry about the aussies Wolfie - I'll be there to back you up. Er, I just remembered I'll be at a different airport. Good luck Wolfie!

But I'll be there too - guess I'm not substantial enough to make a difference [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 07-04-2002, 07:55 AM: Message edited by: Melusine ]

[Davros]

You won't be in the bar Mel and neither will Wolfie - you will both be back at Moiraine's, already having snaffled all the best places to sleep. Us "trip two-ers" won't get to meet you "trip one-ers" for another couple of hours.

[WOLFGIR]

Originally posted by Melusine: quote: Originally posted by Donut: Don't worry about the aussies Wolfie - I'll be there to back you up. Er, I just remembered I'll be at a different airport. Good luck Wolfie!

But I'll be there too - guess I'm not substantial enough to make a difference [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]*too very bad rap song...*
If you hit high hit them, and I hit them low hit them low...

Hehe!

I have a mean weapon up my sleeve

[Melusine]

LMAO Wolfie!!
[img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img] Thanks a lot, I just KNOW I'll have that song in my head for the rest of the day

But it's a deal, teammate! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

[Mouse]

I don't have a problem with that. It gives Davros the chance to buy me a pint [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img]

[John D Harris]

Originally posted by Yorick: Thought since it will soon be the 4th of July, not our Independence Day, to post something patriotic To Beat an Australian The following was said to have been written by a knobhead not in Austrialia: "You probably missed it in the ruse of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in England had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to any sportsman who beat an Australian, any Australian. So I just thought I would write to let them know what an Australian is, so they would know when they found one. An Australian is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Green. An Australian may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, American, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani, or Afghan. An Australian may also be a Kouri, Arnhemlander, Pinjanjarra, Redfernite, or one of the many other tribes known as indigenous Australians. An Australian is Christian, or he could be Jewish, Sportist, Humanist, Feral, Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Greeks in Australia than in Afghanistan. The only difference is that in Australia they are free to eat as each of them chooses. Yeeros, Kebab, whatever. An Australian is also free to believe in no sports. For that he will answer only to his artistic calling, not to the government, or to big-armed sports fans claiming to speak for the government and for God. An Australian is from the most beautiful land in the history of the world. The root of that beauty can be found in the sheer raw untouched expanses, which recognise the God given right of each man and woman to the pursuit of happiness. Especially at a beach. An Australian is generous. Australians have helped out Americans at every time of need. When Vietnam was overrun by the Red army 20 years ago, Australians came with yarns and beer to enable the Yanks to have a mate with them when they got their arses kicked. As of the morning of September 11, Australians had supported American wars more than any other nation. Australians welcome the best, the best pole vaulters (whatshername from the Ukraine), the best swimmers (Popov), the best boxers (Kostya, Bugner), the best tennis players (that brat with the press hating father from hell), the best athletes. But they also welcome those who come last. The "Aussie battler". The national symbol of Australia, Fatso the Fat Arsed Wombat, welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming buttocks, the homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built Australia. Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11, earning a better life for their families. I've been told that the World Trade Centre victims included many of Australias different incorperated cultures, and languages, including those that aided and abetted the other terrorists. So you can try to beat an Australian if you must. Sampras did. So did Nasser Hussein, and Cronje, and Bob Willis, and every bloodthirsty sportsman in the history of the world. But, in doing so you would just be beating yourself. Because Australians are not a particular people running a particular place. They are the embodiment of human spirit of obsessive compulsive sports-love. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an Australian.

Yorick I thunked it only took a stick to beat an Australian Now you're telling me I got to use sports

[Yorick]

Bumping for Wendy... [img]smile.gif[/img]