BG2 Bar 2 - The Wrath of Bhaal

damn! more lights needed now - thanks a bunch, Link. everyone goes bananas without light
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that's better

[Neb]

Kivan grumbles, takes a torch from his backpack and lights it, he then repeats his question to the bartender "Do you have any rooms that aren't taken?"

Originally posted by Neb: Kivan grumbles, takes a torch from his backpack and lights it, he then repeats his question to the bartender "Do you have any rooms that aren't taken?"

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Some upstairs, including the non-scrying suite. Gamora can show you to your room

Angel comes over to Link. She tells him I feel for your lose Link he must of be a very Great Man for you to go through with that ritual. If you want to ever talk about it I will be here for you.

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[Melusine]

Melusine tries to cheer up Link by pulling some poor sod's underpants over his head. It doesn't seem to work. She sidles up to him, her elven face serious now, and starts patting his back. "there, there" she says, Angel and I will comfort you! And she pours him a large pint of Forever Ale. "Here, drink that. Looks like you could use it!"

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Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar

Your voice is ambrosia

[Neb]

Kivan chooses the non-scrying suite and pays with a Roguestone.

[Melusine]

OK Kivan, the boss isn't around right now, but let me show you to your room. Oh, and here's the change for your Roguestone: that's two Horn Coral Gems and a Sphene Gem. Now, please follow me, your room is up the stairs, breakfast served from eight to eleven, towels changed every....
and no more is heard as they disappear upstairs.

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Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar

Your voice is ambrosia

[Neb]

Kivan asks Melusine if there is roomservice, since he often gets a craving for a flagon of ale around midnight.

[Melusine]

Roomservice? Why of course! You see that big horn hanging above your head? Just blow on it once, like this,
(...................)(............................ .................)(......)(..................)(... ..........................)(....)(................ .......)(.........)
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(Melusine and Kivan can be seen mouthing like goldfish in a glass bowl for some minutes)

"D*MN!!!" curses Melusine, "sorry, I accidentally blew the Horn of Silence... Now where is that Room Service Caller?" She starts rummaging through a large chest at the foot of the bed. "Let's see, Horn of Valhalla? No, can't have a naked berserker running around your room eh Kivan? Of course I don't know what your preferences are..." (Kivan glares at her so hard she blushes and silently goes on rummaging) "Here, a Horn of Blasting...no good either" and she tosses it aside. "Aaaah, there we are!" Melusine pulls out a strange looking Horn. It is made of gleaming Iron and from the mouth piece hangs a long, thin, green tail. "Just pull the tail whenever you want anything" Melusine yanks on the green thing, and a loud yelp is heard. "What's that?" Kivan asks suspiciously. "It's the Room Service Device Imp" answers Mel sweetly. Just pull his tail and tell him what you want. The bartender then gets a telepathical message and Sil or Gamora will bring you the desired article. Kivan shrugs and puts the Imp Horn on his bedside table. Melusine softly closes the door behind her and flutters downstairs on her elven wings to see if anything's going on downstairs

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Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar

Your voice is ambrosia

I really must see about those magical horns. I know - I'l; give the other ones to the local orchestra for a laugh!
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>>A few hours later, in the promnade, the orchestra gets ready with thir music. The nobility present run asunder as they are suddenly assailed by naked berserkers and blasting shockwaves - Ooops! heehee!<<
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Wonder what happens if my Rep goes below zero given I can't die?
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp